“They’re giving Valko a whistle?!?!”
“I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!”
“Oh, dear sweet lord in heaven…”
Living, as we do, in a golden age of god-awful refs who delight in coming to town just long enough to torture Wolf Nation, I have sensational news.
For perhaps the first time all basketball season, we have a guarantee of refs who actually understand the rules of the game being in the CHS gym this weekend. Cue the hyperventilating in three, two, one…
With the Coupeville Boys and Girls Club kicking off its youth basketball season, five men will step forward and take the mantle of refs for Saturday games.
Current Wolf hoops players Oscar Liquidano, Nick Streubel, Aaron Trumbull and Caleb Valko and football player Cole Payne (who is missing the high school basketball season after surgery) will wield their whistles.
Should they allow a player to throw a punch without being ejected, ignore a ball going off the top of the backboard, call a foul on the person who has just been thrown to the floor, call a technical on the player THEY just shoved and generally act like morons on leave from the moron farm, well then, they might be qualified to referee high school basketball games as well!
One can only dream.
Coupeville Sports 
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