Coupeville Sports

“Can I get a drink to go? I’m walkin’ home…” (Dena Royal photo)

In a startling trend, drivers in the big city have forgotten how to drive.

While we here in Coupeville value the importance of car brakes (and knowing how to use them), the fine folks up in Oak Harbor seem to have decided to ignore the lines on the parking spaces and just park the darn thing wherever they feel like.

First it was a car that drove nearly to the back door of Little Caesar’s Pizza — after blowing through the front door — and now the latest assault on the crumbling infrastructure has occurred at Off the Hook.

Next time I go to Oak Harbor, I’m wrapping myself in bubble wrap. Many, many layers of bubble wrap.