Coupeville Sports

     You may not sleep with the fishes, but you will hear the eerie wail of a Honda horn in your nightmares. (John Fisken photo)

As part of a vast automotive conspiracy, cars and trucks (and Island Transit buses) have randomly attacked buildings in Oak Harbor again and again in recent months.

Whether you’re a bar, or a hair salon, or, in the most wanton act, a Little Caesar’s, the horseless carriages have declared war on the structures.

And now they’ve made it personal.

John Fisken, ace high school sports photographer, was on the scene at Little Caesar’s mere moments after a car blew through the front door and almost out the back door. Perhaps he saw too much.

Because now the cars have sent the photo man a message, in the form of a neighbor’s car that decided to suddenly ram his house out of the blue — without said neighbor anywhere near the vehicle.

Coming mere days after new siding and paint had gone up on the Fisken abode, the message is clear. You continue to take and publish your pretty photos, camera man, and maybe we do something about it.

Well, I’m not having it! I will not bow down to the uppity cars!!

Plus, I live in Coupeville, where the cars are peaceful. So far…