Madeline Roberts touches the sky, with a little help from teammates Emma Seymer (left) and Madeline Strasburg.
Roberts and the woman she got her base-stealing speed from, mom Lisa Roberts-Edlin.
Management is not amused.
The woman on the left, Linda Hammer, is now on a Canadian watch list for suspected ice machine terrorists.
Canada was not prepared.
They knew Coupeville was sending some of its best softball sluggers across the border for a high-stakes tournament.
Madeline Roberts was going to run wild on the base paths. Hailey Hammer was going to blast deep bombs with a flick of the wrist. Madeline Strasburg was going to do a little bit of everything, and be 7% cooler than everyone else while doing it.
But they had no clue Hammer Time would forever change the way they thought of their hotel ice machines.
Linda Hammer, ladies and gentlemen, the scourge of the Canadian ice machine Mafia!!
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