After busting through a chain to gain access to Rhododendron Park, someone tore up Central Whidbey Little League ball-fields. (Christi Messner photos)
Tire marks dot the infield.
The deeper the tread marks, the fewer brain cells the driver owns.
A broken chain gave the driver(s) access to the fields.
Mark of the morons.
Morons being morons.
Someone, or several someones, recently broke through a chain to gain access to the Central Whidbey Little League ball-fields at Rhododendron Park.
The mouth breathers then spent some time ripping up the area, taking advantage of soft grass to leave a variety of peel-outs.
Why? Because they’re morons, and when their little pea-sized brains jiggle around in their otherwise empty heads, they momentarily forget how much of a loser they are in every part of their life.
And, if you’re the ones who did this, and you’re offended at being called morons, idiots, simpletons, or the kind of people who give lead paint lickers a run for their money, there’s an easy way to deal with it.
Step forward and accept responsibility. Claim credit.
Course, if you do, I kind of hope a bunch of little leaguers line up and repeatedly knee you in the crotch.
But that’s just me.
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