All the Oscars. All of them.
If Videoville was still around, the 11-minute short film you see below would be on my regular play list, blasting out of the store TV’s.
Right there, mixed in with Dwight Yoakam yodeling, an animated dog singing about “never doing it on a Christmas tree” in Rover Dangerfield, and the original ’70s version of Gone in 60 Seconds, where they wrecked 93 cars (for real) during a 40-minute car chase which involved not a single, solitary seat belt.
This lil’ beaut, a Japanese student film (Osaka Art University) from the early ’90s, came to my attention when it popped up on Scarecrow Video’s Facebook page a while back.
Listen. There’s not much you need to know here, other than the director plays EVERY SINGLE FREAKIN’ ROLE, including Godzilla, his foes, a TV reporter, and even a set of power lines.
All while wearing the same suit in virtually every scene.
Now that’s range. Eat your heart out, Jodie Foster.











































