Coupeville Sports

Where’s Dave, man?

I’m takin’ it on the lam.

I’ve been producing sports stories at such a frantic clip this last week — all while still selling sweet, sweet booze at Thirsty Town — that the FBI has determined I may be a cyborg from the future and has put out a warrant on me.

So I gots to go underground for a bit.

Well … either that, or I’m going to visit my three nephews for a few days.

Yeah, probably the second. At least that’s my cover story, and I’m sticking to it.

Anyway, I’ll be semi-off the grid for a few days (and missing from the waters of Penn Cove) and probably won’t do much of anything here on the web site until I get back to Whidbey on Wednesday. But, never fear, I will be back in time for the official start of fall sports 2012, which comes Thursday, Aug. 30 (how is that fall?!?!) when the Wolf gridiron squad travels to Bellevue Christian to begin the tagging and bagging of hapless foes.

Till then, I would direct you to the pages of the papers produced by Sound Publishing, but apparently when you work for the Evil Empire, you can get paid handsomely NOT to do much work these days. So you all might need to just take a nap for a few days.