You’re welcome, Belgium.
Hunter Hammer is The Man.
As a basketball player, the six-foot-six Tower O’ Pain terrorized anyone who dared enter the paint. As a thrower (shot put and discus), he made inanimate objects scream as he hurled them into the next county.
But nowhere does the former Coupeville High School stud have more impact than on the internet, where he is the one true Page Hit King. Put one of his photos online for the people, and the people respond.
And not just local people.
After a wave of readers came my way from Belgium, following a feature on Iris Ryckaert, a foreign exchange student who is a Wolf cheerleader and volleyball player, I posted a series of Hunter Hammer being Hunter Hammer photos, and got a staggering bunch of hits on the story from Belgium.
Apparently, Hunter translates into page hit gold in every language.
And why do I bring this all up? Well, I had to fill this space beneath the picture above. The one of Hunter being, as they say on the internet, The Cute.
Yeah, you’re not even reading this, are you? Fine, I’ll go shut up and let you marinate some more in the awesomeness of the Page Hit King…
P.S. — For those who have asked, he’s not the dad. He’s simply being the world’s tallest babysitter for a college track teammate.
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are you going to explain that the babyin the pic is not his