Coupeville Sports

I shall wash it down with my tears of joy…

In the immortal words of Keanu Reeves … whoa!

If I print the words “I would like cake,” people give it to me. This changes everything. I said everything, sir!!

Awash in my new-found power, I am currently eating a mini-cake (a cupcake if you will) or, as we call it in the reporting business, FREE FRICKIN’ CAKE!!!!!!!! thanks to Jon and Jodi Crimmins, who celebrated my five-month anniversary of running this web site/blog/cry for help by surprising me with chocolaty goodness at tonight’s Coupeville High School girls’ basketball game.

And then Lisa Roberts-Edlin came up from the concession stand and gave me what we call in the reporting business a FREE FRICKIN’ HOTDOG!!!!

When they ask me if I still have any integrity left, if I have sold out, I will answer simply:

“I can’t hear you! I’m eatin’ FREE FRICKIN CAKE AND HOTDOGS!!!!!!! Go bother someone else!!”