Coupeville Sports

     Wolf football guru Tony Maggio and family head to the airport to pick up Coupeville’s newest foreign exchange student.

“I play the America foosball, yes?!?”

I can’t lose the Page Hit King! I can’t!

If Caleb Valko really goes through with all this rash talk of graduation and goes off to college next year and leaves behind high school, those golden-hued days of bleeding for the black and red, but more importantly, driving my page views higher, there’s gonna be heck to pay around here!

Damn you college!! First you took Hunter Hammer away and now you’re trying to lure the red-headed one, as well.

But, I have a solution.

Mr. Valko grows a beard, comes back as a foreign exchange student, calls himself Belac Oklav (that sounds Lithuanian to me!), gets to play another year on the gridiron with Nick Streubel and Jake Tumblin, gets to spend much more quality time with Mrs. Ballard (a win for her, as well) and things are great.

I’ll get all the normal page views the Page Hit King brings in, plus gain a rabid new fan base in Lithuania!

I don’t see a downside to this at all.