A young Caleb Valko (left) pledges, “One day I’ll be a football star and everyone will scream for me!!”
Today.
The Beatles invaded America. Now The Page Hit King is invading Iowa.
Having signed to play football at Northwestern College in Orange City, Iowa, the mop-topped heartthrob of Wolf sports, the one man wrecking crew that is Caleb Valko is mere months away from bringing his act to the Midwest.
Cue the screaming mobs of fans as they to find out what plane he will arrive on. Chaos may reign at the Sioux Gateway Airport (thank you, Google!), as Valko descends from his plane and into local sainthood.
Northwestern is a private Christian liberal arts college affiliated with the Reformed Church in America. It was founded in 1882. (Thank you, Wikipedia!)
Recruited to play on the offensive line for the Red Raiders, who went 9-3 in 2012, Valko received the following top-secret communication from his future line coach:
Caleb, thanks for the film! We’re excited that you’ll be on campus too! We are interested in having you play OL for us. That is one position we are in need of right now. You would be a great fit for how we play here. Our OL is aggressive, knockdown oriented position. Plus they have a lot of fun together too! Looking forward to meeting with you.”
Rumors that the line coach screamed like a little girl with a new pony and then passed out after meeting the Coupeville legend are unconfirmed. But believable.
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