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Coupeville coaches savor the moment, as head man Tony Maggio holds The Bucket.

         Coupeville coaches savor the moment, as head man Tony Maggio holds The Bucket.

It’s only fair that The Bucket resides in Coupeville, since we’re mainly responsible for its creation.

When the Wolves beat South Whidbey 18-13 in a tense gridiron battle in Langley Oct. 12, the victory liberated said trophy from the South End and brought it home. Now it sits in one of the glass enclosed trophy cases in the entrance to the CHS gym, (hopefully) never to be returned.

But for old-timers who offer a bemused look at the mention of the trophy, which has a Wolf logo on one side and a Falcon logo on the other, there’s a simple explanation. It hasn’t been around very long, first coming in around 2008 after a dust-up between fans.

Coupeville High School baseball coach Willie Smith was the school’s Athletic Director at the time, and he recounts the creation:

Ha ha … well, during a volleyball game at home against SW, one of our senior boys didn’t appreciate the cheering going on by the SW crowd.

So, this young man decided, erroneously and very immaturely, to take matters into his own hands.

He procured a licorice bucket, filled it with water, and proceeded to dump it on the SW crowd, who then chased him out of the gym and very nearly got into a brawl.

Said CHS student was suspended and it almost got really ugly between the two schools.

So, John Patton (former SW AD) and myself decided to turn this negative event into a positive and came up with the idea to make the football game the “Bucket Game” and whomever won that game would keep the bucket for the year.

Thus, the annual Bucket Game began.

So now you know, and knowing is half the battle. Beating South Whidbey, that’s the other half of the battle.

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Hayley Newman and older brother Riley.

Hayley Newman and older brother Riley.

Newman (35) applies defensive pressure on Wolf Lauren Escalle earlier this season. (Shelli Trumbull photo)

Newman (35) applies defensive pressure on Wolf Lauren Escalle earlier this season. (Shelli Trumbull photo)

Things just got potentially easier for the Coupeville High School girls’ basketball squad.

Looking ahead at next week’s district playoffs, it’s quite likely the Wolves will meet their Island rivals from Langley at some point, and South Whidbey has just taken an epic hit.

Hayley Newman, the top Falcon and the number three scorer in the Cascade Conference (13.5 points per game) walked away from her team after a game against Lakewood, and will not return this season.

The five-foot-11 senior, younger sister of former Falcon star Riley Newman, had hit for double figures in 12 games, with highs of 25 against King’s and 21 against Concrete.

Newman scored 14 in her team’s first game against Coupeville (a 39-24 loss), then went for 17 at home in a 49-25 win in the two team’s second meeting.

South Whidbey lost 56-19 to Archbishop Thomas Murphy Tuesday in its first game without its top scorer, and wraps its regular season against Granite Falls Friday.

Newman sent the following letter to league coaches, which she is allowing us to reprint:

Dear Coaches:

I’m writing you because I know you’ll hear the news that I have quit the South Whidbey basketball team, and I wanted you to hear the truth from me instead of what might get said from others.

I love the game of basketball, which is why I have spent the last 10+ years playing, but the present staff and conditions (being yelled at, told not to shoot, and being humiliated and embarrassed in front of friends and family) have killed my love of the game and I no longer am going to put myself through this misery.

I’m sad that my senior year of basketball has ended this way, and upset that this might affect my future college playing plans, but I don’t see the situation improving since these same problems have been an ongoing issue since the new coach took over my sophomore year.

Thanks for your time and good luck to you and your teams the rest of the season.

Sincerely, Hayley Newman #35

South Whidbey coaches did not respond to email requests for comment.

Newman, who is a top tennis player and hopes to advance to state for the third time in the spring, also had the following to say:

I have played several sports for many different coaches and have never quit before, but this was the worst experience I have ever had.

I come from a large, athletic family where teamwork and competition is a way of life and basketball has always been a favorite for all of us. So it was especially hard to end my high school career this way.

Good luck to the Coupeville girls’ basketball team in districts. My best wishes go out to them as they compete to make it to state.

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Randy Payne, far right, the man behind the snacks that fueled Coupeville High School’s crack football chain gang.

At long last, one of the deepest, darkest secrets of Coupeville High School football can be revealed to the world.

If you wondered how the crack four-man chain gang team that worked home games for the Wolves could always have so much pep in their step, even on nights when the rain slashed down non-stop, now you can know their secret.

They had snacks … and didn’t share them with the rest of us!

Randy Payne started the “secret” ritual, and it soon spread to chain gang mates Mike Etzell, Jim Stolee and John Thompson. The others credit Payne as their unsung MVP, and the snacks were just the icing on the cake.

Wait, they had cake?!?!

Randy was a key member of our crack chain gang squad,” Etzell said. “He read the policies and procedures manual, went thru the week long training sessions, stayed up late studying film … you get the idea.

“Did I mention he went so far as to bring snacks for everyone, which turned into a rotating weekly potluck on the sidelines by season’s end?” he added. “This was truly a group of guys that knew how to have a good time while helping out!!”

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Orion Kalt (left) and Keegan Kortuem.

In a video shot by Orion Kalt, his friend Colin catches some air on his skateboard.

Orion Kalt tempting fate.

Orion Kalt met Keegan Kortuem when he drilled him in the face with a soccer ball.

Once they got past that, the two became fast friends, united by their love of pulling off slick moves and increasingly-complex tricks on their BMX bikes. Two of the more talented, if largely unknown, athletes in town, the pair put on a show after hours at Coupeville High School recently.

Zipping back and forth and playing their own version of H-O-R-S-E, constantly raising the bar by pulling off a twisting, often gravity-defying stunt and daring the other one to match it, or top it, they caught the attention of the few stragglers who passed by.

Those who did stay would have seen them hop over cement barriers, flip their bikes in tightly-choreographed circles and, occasionally, even bounce up and off the school’s walls.

Kalt, a freshman, and Kortuem, a sophomore, live on their bikes, using them to get around town (“Faster than my skateboard,” Kalt said.) and constantly fine-tuning their already impressive skill-set.

When he’s not on his bike, Kalt is generally shooting footage of Kortuem and their other skateboarder and BMX rider friends and putting his work up on YouTube. A self-taught shooter and editor, his work has already caught the eye of talent scouts, with a piece he did depicting a vicious wipe-out of his own being sold for use on at least two TV shows.

Chiway Entertainment bought it and sold the footage to FuelTV. Then, Kalt made the big time, face-first, when his momentary pain landed him on MTV’s “Ridiculousness,” which is hosted and produced by legendary rider Rob Dyrdek.

The explosion of YouTube, clip shows on TV and other social media allows young riders like Kalt and Kortuem to both be noticed, and to pick up valuable lessons from other riders, while still living on a rock in the middle of nowhere.

“Yeah, back in the old days, we’d have to use a quill pen and write a letter,” Kortuem joked. “Dear sir, how did you do that trick? Please write and tell me.”

While the thrill of a stunt gone right can’t be matched, the pain of a stunt gone wrong is what sells. It’s a tricky balance, gaining notoriety (and possibly fame and cash) for wiping out, but not wanting to completely shred yourself. 

“You just have to accept it. It’s going to happen. You’re going to hurt yourself. Just don’t do it that often,” Kortuemsaid.
Kortuem has actually been fairly lucky so far, getting an array of bruises but no broken bones. Kalt knows the pain of broken bones, something his mother regards with a mix of dread and loving acceptance.

“Although biking comes with many injuries, breaks, sprains, and contusions, I see that my son is just being who he is,” Annette Kalt said. “So even though I frequently suck in my breath when I hear a crash, I don’t hold it; I just grab an icepack and go outside to see what’s up.”

The duo have thought about going pro at some point, and they bounce from skate-park to open street to interesting looking railings and curbs outside businesses.

Unfortunately, a lot of local business owners don’t take the time to appreciate their skills and realize they’re not just random punks causing a disturbance.

Finding places to ride — especially in a town like Coupeville that doesn’t have a skate-park or similar riding area — isn’t always easy.

Kalt’s parents have provided him with a modest home park to use, and he and Kortuem and their friends use parks in other towns, but having a central location in their hometown would help the duo while potentially drawing in other skaters and riders.

Frankly, if someone was smart, they’d build one in the lot where Lumberman’s used to sit, which would put it in close proximity to both of the local schools.

Not every kid wants to play team sports or sit inside playing video games, and it makes one wonder how many more talented riders are out there who don’t have the drive to overcome a lack of opportunity like Kortuem and Kalt do.

“We’re not hurting anything. We’re careful where we ride,” Kalt said. “We just want to show people what we can do.”

And what they can do is pretty amazing.

As they rode for me that day, I saw moves that would have fit in quite nicely with what you see on TV, and I came away impressed with two well-spoken, polite young men who had a quiet confidence in their abilities and a delight in showing off their moves.

It would serve the community well to do for Kalt, Kortuem and the countless other current or future riders what Kalt’s mom did. Listen to them, encourage them and give them an outlet for the skills.

“When Orion was little, I found a quote I will butcher,” Annette Kalt said. “But it was to the effect of, if you want your children to be successful, find out what they are interested in and encourage them to do that. So that’s what we do.”



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Caleb Valko pities the fool who thinks he can take away his title of Page Hit King. (Nanette Streubel photo)

Back in my days at the Whidbey Examiner, pre-Canadian sell-out, there was no bigger draw on the sports pages than Hunter Hammer.

Whether he was on the basketball court, crushing anyone who dared to drive into the paint, or launching a shot put into orbit, Hammer Time equaled big page hits. And he still does, even in his college days.

But, having taken a moment to peruse the stats here at coupevillesports.com, I come to one conclusion, and that is this — Caleb Valko is the new Hunter Hammer.

If you look at the top ten stories (in terms of readership) out of the 133 articles I’ve posted, Valko is the primary focus in two and appears in two others as a supporting character. So, the Wolf senior lineman currently has a stake in a solid 40% of my top stories, more than any other single person.

In case you’re curious, here’s the top 10, as it sits at 1:36 PM Wednesday, Oct. 3.

1) “Farm Dog — forever a friend of the world!!” (Almost 150 more views than any other article.)

2) “Fleming, Arnold go bonkers in close loss!!”

3) “47 reasons to detest ATM!!”

4) “The girl ‘that hits really hard’ is alive and well!!”

5) “Bayne brings the pain!!” (And it’s only been up for five days.)

6) “Caleb Valko talks smack about freshmen!!”

7) “Wolf receiver a man of many moods”

8) “Valko to foes: I must crush you!!”

9) “I probably shouldn’t tell you this, but…”

10) “Superheroes used to roam the courts at CHS!!” (Another fast mover up the charts, as Ashley Ellsworth-Bagby works the old school magic.)

Now, Mr. Hammer currently sits at #11 with “It’s Hammer Time!! All over your Kia…” He still has a chance to recapture that Top Ten Magic, even if Mr. Valko is comin’ for him hard.

I’ve seen a picture on Facebook, a picture of a six-foot-seven former Wolf legend riding an itty bitty trike. That picture’s gold, Hammer, gold!! Maybe you should send it to me to use on the blog, cause, unless you do, I think it’s safe to say we’re living in the Age of Valko now.

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