Bryce Fleming pops in a red and black ensemble. Notice how the Wolf logo on the helmet is matched by the Wolf logo on the pants. Classy. (Shelli Trumbull photos)
“Any fool can see that!!”
Danny Savalza would weep.
Like all normal people with half a brain, the former Coupeville High School fullback and school spirit shaman, knows, without a doubt, that the Wolves have the best uniforms in all of Washington state high school football.
You can make all the lists that say otherwise that you want. It still doesn’t change the stone cold fact that the red and black rules your eyeballs.
The fine folks at Northwest Elite Index (and they are a good bunch) have compiled a list of what they think are the 10 best uniforms in Washington state over at http://www.northwesteliteindex.com/2013/07/24/ranking-washingtons-top-10-hs-football-uniforms-by-ryland-spencer-and-scott-enyeart/.
Their selections are headlined by a simply stunning grey(!) ensemble (ZZZZZZ … oh, sorry, I just fell asleep after looking at the uniform) from Chehalis.
And while I will give them props for including my alma mater, Tumwater, with their green and gold unis, I look at #7, Graham-Kapowsin, with their melted orange sherbet eyeball-scarrers, and I shudder. Then I feel my breakfast comin’ back up and flee the room.
Now, to be fair, the NEI folks are allowing people to go on Twitter and tweet pics of their favorite uniforms. But since I know using Twitter is a primary cause of hemorrhoids and makes you drool like a rabid dog in the Georgia heat (two out of three doctors agree!), I stay far away from it.
But, if you do tweet, feel free to jump over to the NEI story and then unleash the full fury of Wolf Nation upon their fashion-challenged scribes. Go all Mr. Blackwell on their posteriors, as it were.
Make me proud. Just don’t complain to me about gettin’ the hemorrhoids.
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