Seconds later, the snow fell on my head, yet missed my sister completely.
J.K. Rowling, eat your heart out.
Yeah, probably not…
BUT, after years and years of putting it off, I have finally done what my mother wanted me to do for the longest time. I wrote a book (well, 26,000+ words of essays) and self-published it.
Just in time for Black Friday, you can now go to Amazon and buy “Memoirs of an Idiot,” the self-indulgent, hazily-remembered tale of me frittering away most of my opportunities and always (always!) choosing the wrong path.
At $9.95 for 152 pages (50 cents less if you have Amazon Prime, apparently), it’s the perfect stocking stuffer.
Or the best way to start a roaring inferno in your fireplace this winter!
Burn, baby, burn!
As long as you paid money for it and I get some royalties, you can do whatever the heck you want to do with it.
Plus, a bonus for those in the area. Buy the book and bring it by a Coupeville High School game and I’ll sign it for you.
Which should drop its value by at least $1.37!
So, you got that going for you, which is nice.
To see what I’m talking about (every book purchase gets me a step closer to no longer having to break my fingers in the dish pits) pop over to:
Coupeville Sports 