Chris and Shannon Tumblin
Tumblin (right) during his days as a wrestling stud.
Today is the birthday of the greatest quote machine known to man.
Well, at least he was until his wife, Shannon, made him stop giving quotes to the press.
Ladies and gentlemen, Whidbey paramedic, football/baseball coach and silver-tongued devil Chris Tumblin:
“Josh had one tackle on a receiver, folded him in half like a cheap hooker who was punched in the gut by her pimp. He had to sit out for awhile and wait for his liver to start working again.”
Happy 46th, Mr. T.
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