Coupeville Sports

      Debbie, meet Nick Streubel. Debbie … prepare to die an unholy death. (Robert Pelant photos)

“The computer picked AGAINST you?!?!? I am shocked! Shocked I say!”

26-17? Oh Debbie, you tease, you.

For those who don’t know, “Debbie” is the evil, evil tramp of a football game-pickin’ computer that hangs out with Scott Odiorne, the ScoreCzar (https://sites.google.com/a/scoreczar.com/scoreczar/washington-football), who seems like a genuinely nice, extremely smart guy — except for that whole hanging out with evil, evil computers thing.

I first became aware of Mr. Odiorne, a number crunching pigskin guru of impeccable taste and Debbie, that slattern, after she picked Coupeville to lose 40-0 to King’s last week.

I invoked the spirit of Ferris Bueller in what turned out to be a futile bid to spark The Upset of the Century (the Wolves fell 51-7, scoring a touchdown to spite that harlot, Debbie) and may have said one or two negative things about Debbie, that trollop.

To his credit, Mr. Odiorne, who is really quite good at what he does, appreciated my sense of humor. Debbie, that woman of ill repute, I’m not so sure about. She mumbled something about messing with my credit report, then cackled for several minutes.

Well, the joke’s on her, as my credit report already makes grown men weep. You can’t make that thing any worse than it already is…

But back to present day, and Debbie, that wench, has decreed that Coupeville will fall 26-17 at Sultan this Friday in the regular season finale.

To which I say, are we going to let that … that hussy, get the better of Wolf Nation two weeks in a row?!?!?

I say win, Coupeville. Not for the Gipper, but to make Debbie, that mechanical tart, blow a gasket.

For humans everywhere!!