The Sultan knuckle-draggers who harassed these young women should know this — there are some CHS moms who came very close to punching you in the pie hole. Remember that next time you visit Whidbey Island. (Pamela Headridge photo)
Yeah, our vuvuzela horns are so, so terrible…
For the one or two fans who have complained that Coupeville High School’s student section is out of control, I give you Sultan High School football fans — pure class, if you just erase the C and the L.
On a rainy night when their football team won, Turk jerks, apparently still upset that Coupeville thrashed them in volleyball (twice) and girls soccer, vented their hatred all game long. In particular, they took out their frustration with their own failed lives and directed their hate at the Wolf cheer squad.
“Just love being called gay and booed by kids. Thank you Sultan. From, a kid who never wants to go back now,” said one Wolf underclassmen cheerleader.
“We actually had middle school boys follow us and boo us and yell mean things the whole game, no matter where we went,” the cheerleader added. “When we got there, the Sultan cheer coach actually warned us about them.”
One Coupeville parent, whose son is a football player, went after the Sultan brain trust, shouting them down for a moment.
Afterward, she was still ticked at the reception the CHS cheerleaders received, which she thought went way beyond normal inter-school razzing.
“The cheerleaders should get some recognition for putting up with the foul mouth little brat Turks that were yelling obscenities at them,” said the CHS mom. “My children are never far from a reprimand. If this is the way they behave in public, maybe they should be kenneled.
“Our cheerleaders were full of grace as always.”
A second mother of a football player was equally unamused.
“There were some kids that came down by us and kept saying Coupeville sucks,” said mom #2. “I announced loudly that where we come from, kids were hung from the ceiling by their toenails for that. They left.
“They came back though and one of our moms started yelling at them to leave, go back to their parents and leave our cheerleaders alone. Then someone from Sultan went out and talked to the cheer squad,” she added. “It’s just a totally different mentality there. Sportsmanship is apparently not something they teach.”
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Its obvious your extremely mad that we beat you so bad, those so called middle schoolers were actually elementary kids, and little kids dont know any better. And we have no sportsmanship that why you interviewed Jacob valco about how they were gonna kick our butts, yea real classy coupeville.
Well, it’s Caleb Valko, but close.
And hey, no one said WE had class. But, since Coupeville beat Sultan in volleyball and girls soccer, guess we still have the advantage in kickin’ ass.
Bring on basketball, Mr. Beucherie.
You guys are weak as hell. Grow up you children.