“He’s right behind me, isn’t he?”
“He is … don’t look!!”
“Can anyone see what he’s reading!?!?”
“I bet it’s Fifty Shades of Grey!!!”
(Rim shot…)
“Where are our real fans?!?!”
“You mean us?”
“YOU!!!”
“Yep! Fifty Shades of Grey … told ya!”
So, I’m looking through pictures Robert Bishop shot at Tuesday’s epic Coupeville vs. King’s girls’ basketball rumble, and I notice something odd.
During halftime, as the Wolf cheer squad performs their routine, there is a gentlemen in the visitors section who … is … reading a book!!
And he keeps on reading, throughout the entire show, right behind Iris Ryckaert.
The nerve!
I will have you know at least one Wolf cheerleader hauled herself off her death bed to be there and take part that night. Probably more, with all the crud running around as we head through the winter flu and cold season.
But there you are, head buried in a book.
Good thing you’re from King’s and not Coupeville, or we’d have to call you out by name.
P.S. — The photos of Hunter Hammer are by Sarah E. Roy, who I have never met. Hopefully, if she sees this, she will understand this town’s obsession with the one true Page Hit King and its need to see as many photos of him as possible and not contact her lawyers.
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