
The Supreme Six — (l to r) Kirsten Pelroy, Marisa Etzell, Jai’Lysa Hoskins, Sylvia Hurlburt, Madison Tisa McPhee and Makana Stone. (Photo courtesy Mad Dawg Productions)
They’re coming, and they’re fast.
Six Coupeville High School track stars — two seniors, a sophomore and three freshmen — head to Cheney tomorrow for the 1A state track meet, which runs Friday and Saturday. Is Eastern Washington ready to be invaded by Randy King and his Supreme Six?
In my imagination, King, the quietly intense longtime track guru, is driving the family station wagon while Madison Tisa McPhee, Jai’Lysa Hoskins, Marisa Etzell, Makana Stone, Sylvia Hurlburt and Kirsten Pelroy cause all sorts of havoc in the back seat.
“Are we there yet? ARE WE THERE YET?!?!?!?!?” “She’s on my side!” “She’s TOUCHING me!!!!”
“I will turn this car around, so help me, if I hear one more … freakin’ air conditioner never works in this thing and … NO, I DO NOT WANT TO LISTEN TO THE GREATEST HITS OF CARLY RAE JEPSEN!!!!!!!! Where’s a freakin’ Denny’s when you want one?!?!?”
Yep, that’s how I imagine it.
I could be wrong. But that’s what I’m sticking with.























































