“Gentlemen, prime your buns!!”
Let the paddlin’ commence!
It’s time for the Everett Herald to get nice and irritated with Wolf Nation once again. It’s been too long since we chafed their very souls.
The occasion? The posting of their annual preseason Cascade Conference football poll.
Yes, the very same poll we broke last year, when we mustered enough votes to smack the fans of Archbishop Thomas Murphy and King’s right upside their overly-entitled heads.
Now, we’re already in a wee bit of a hole, down by 29 votes and lodged in seventh place (out of eight teams) as we launch our assault.
No matter. We overcame a bigger climb last year, and held fast when ATM started paying their gardeners and maids to vote.
We are Wolf Nation. We break polls. It’s what we do.
Let the dogs of war loose!
Coupeville Sports 
Nice paddle!