She can kick your butt in more ways than you can count.
The woman, the myth, the legend … track records fall before her and wild horses come to heel out of respect … she needs two last names, cause one isn’t enough when you’re this awesome.
Casting an epic shadow across the sports world, where she ruled as a high school sprinter and hurdler, dabbled in soccer and volleyball, and continues to ride to multiple medals in any horse race you can put together, she is the chosen one, and it is her birthday.
She is Mad Dawg, the destroyer of nations, the quote machine unleashed, the best damn athlete to ever NOT be awarded Coupeville High School’s Athlete of the Year.
Which is fine, cause we all know the truth, and the truth will set you free.
I’m talking about Madison Tisa McPhee and you know it to be true.
Bow when she passes, cause that’s what you do when the legends walk by.












































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