Coupeville Sports

Now where am I supposed to sit?

Shed one solitary tear for every butt crushed by these babies.

Hey, I think I can still see the grooves my rear left behind on that one…

And then they were no more.

In these exclusive pics, snapped by a mysterious photo bug, we see what the Coupeville High School gym would look like without bleachers.

It’s not magic, though.

The ‘1820s-era bleachers (OK, maybe they weren’t that old, but still…) behind the home bench finally gave up the ghost during basketball season.

Now, with school out, the offending, we-refuse-to-ever-open-again bleachers are gone, soon to be replaced with shiny, happy new butt-crushers.

My tender rear will remember the old bleachers semi-fondly, while hoping the new ones come with heated seats and a vibrating massage setting.

To dream the impossible dream…