
Answer four more questions, Elena Jimenez Guerra, and you win your very own feature story! (John Fisken photo)
What would I like for Christmas?
Well, I would love for the Whidbey Examiner and its Canadian Corporate Overlords to restore my bylines. I’m still not Vincent Nattress and they still don’t care.
But, after a mildly polite email or two from them, the point seems to be moot, as the only thing that has changed is most of my stories that had the wrong byline have now just been scrubbed from the Examiner web site.
Now, they sit out there, lost in cyberspace with the other 97.6% of the stories I wrote over the past three years, trapped in the land of Page Not Found.
I assume that’s where my Washington Newspaper Publishers Association Awards from last year now reside as well, since I have yet to see either one of the two the Examiner accepted on my behalf at the end of September.
But you now, who cares?
The simple fact is more people are reading these words than ever read any of my stories for the Examiner.
So, if they want to scrub my presence from the Examiner, old school-Soviet style, so be it. Very few people will notice.
And, I will move on to other things, such as continually kicking their asses.
I have produced 424 articles in the four months this site has been up. The Examiner and News-Times combined have produced … well, let’s just say a whole lot less.
The insane project to eventually do a feature story on EVERY SINGLE athlete playing a sport at Coupeville High School, varsity or JV, current or past, continues unabated, and we will get there, even if I have to (politely) harass Kenzie Kooch and Kole “Does this school have good insurance?” Kellison another 2,692 times.
With the holidays upon us, the stories may slow down for a few days, but they will pick back up again.
High school basketball returns Wednesday, Jan. 2 and girls’ middle school basketball starts in mid-to-late Jan.
There are 21 potential features sitting out there right now, based on who originally said yes to answering questions. Now it depends on whether or not people find the time and desire to follow through, or, in the case of Spanish exchange student/Wolf cheerleader Elena Jimenez Guerra, answer questions 6-9 (she did 1-5 then vanished on me).
If you know these people, anticipate the stories OR put some subtle pressure on them:
Former CHS stars Mitch Aparicio, Natasha Bamberger, Aimee Bishop, Ross Buckner, Kirsty Croghan, Corinne Gaddis and Georgie Smith.
Current CHS athletes Lyndsi Applegarth, Kylie Burge, Emily Clay, Lauren Escalle, Jared Helmstadter, Jimenez Guerra, Morgan Payne and Wynter Thorne.
You can still do it, even though your season went by: Kellison, Kooch, Megan Oakes, Kelsey Pape, Paul Schmakeit and Rachel Wenzel.
And what if you’re a current or former Wolf athlete, your name is not on that list and I haven’t written a feature on you yet?
Contact me at davidsvien@hotmail.com. Demand your time in the spotlight. Bribe me with baked goods.
I’m surprisingly easy.
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