Coupeville Sports

Madison McMillan leads Wolf varsity spikers in aces. (Photo by JohnsPhotos.net)

Is our tally perfect? Probably not.

Pretty close to reality and likely to get me some sweet, sweet page hits? Absolutely.

With Coupeville High School’s varsity volleyball squad hitting the 20% mark, having played three of 15 regular season matches, it’s time for a quick look at stats.

Why?

Because, in the words of Stanley Ipkiss in The Mask … “It’s party time! P-A-R-T-why? Because I gotta!”

Of course, that Jim Carrey classic also gave us “Look at that! It’s exactly three seconds before I honk your nose and pull your underwear over your head.”

Which is awesome sauce, yet doesn’t really fit here…

Anyways, back to the land of spikes and sets.

Our stats come from CHS coaches, but were recorded by players, some of whom are still learning on the job.

So, if not every kill or dig made it into the record book, it is what it is.

Or, in the words of The Mask, “No Milo, not the cheese … The keys!”

What?? Exactly.

Grey Peabody (left) and Katie Marti defend the net. (Bailey Thule photo)

Varsity stats through Sept. 20:

Kills:

Grey Peabody – 26
Lyla Stuurmans – 24
Mia Farris – 20
Teagan Calkins – 16
Katie Marti – 4
Madison McMillan – 4
Jada Heaton – 2

Digs:

Stuurmans – 36
McMillan – 35
Farris – 32
Taylor Brotemarkle – 22
Marti – 14
Peabody – 5
Issabel Johnson – 3
Calkins – 2

Block – Solo:

Peabody – 2

Block – Assist:

Marti – 2
Peabody – 2
Heaton – 1
Stuurmans – 1

Assists:

Marti – 67
Stuurmans – 5
McMillan – 4
Brotemarkle – 3

Service Aces:

McMillan – 9
Farris – 8
Marti – 8
Calkins – 4
Stuurmans – 3
Johnson – 2