Retired CHS soccer guru Kyle Nelson chuckles softly as he realizes he will never again listen to Disney songs on a 14-hour bus trip to Forks. (Photos by JohnsPhotos.net)
It’s the deer’s town. We just live in it.
A pack of unruly venison on the hoof invaded Mickey Clark Field Tuesday as Coupeville High School soccer kicked off the season.
The pics seen above and below capture a hint of pitch action, and a whole lot of stare downs from our overlords.
For action pics from the first half of the game, pop over to:
https://www.johnsphotos.net/Sports/CHS-Boys-Soccer-2023-2024/Soccer-2023-09-12-vs-Friday-Harbor/
Coupeville 7th grader Tamsin Ward counts down the days until she can legally destroy fools on the high school soccer pitch.
Cole White (5) comes in for the full hug after Nick Guay knocks in a goal.
“I taught him how to do that!” says proud mom Morgan White.
“Get off your lawn? You talkin’ to me? Cause I will stand anywhere I dang well choose, skippy.”
“Just sayin’, if it’s a fair fight, I take down at least five of those suckers. Give me some sweet nunchuks and it’s like, wham, bam, thank you ma’am, venison for everyone!”
“My money’s on the deer.”
“Yeah, that’s right. You don’t want none of this! Go do a deep dive on the internet and get some facts on deer wasting disease. You won’t sleep again, Mr. Big Shot!”
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