Get in my stomach, you tasty temptress! (Willie Smith photo)
Willie Smith is on the trail of culinary nirvana.
The Coupeville High School Athletic Director recently headed off to Friday Harbor with one mission in life — to eat a hamburger covered in mac ‘n cheese.
The Wolverines were selling the tasty treat as part of their concession fare for Friday’s football clash with CHS, and Smith was on the case.
Friday Harbor’s original offering, to which I say … dear sweet baby Jesus.
Unfortunately, as he bided his time in the line, the family right in front of him ordered the last available hamburgers.
After being (allegedly) tackled to the ground by wife Cherie and told that no, it was probably not a good look for an AD to sucker punch a kid for his burger, Willie found an alternative.
He got the concession stand folks to apply the mac ‘n cheese (and some bacon and condiments) to a hot dog and wandered away happy.
While some random Friday Harbor family remained blissfully unaware of how close they came to meeting the vaunted Two Fists o’ Fury.
“Justified homicide … that’s all I’m saying…” (Photo by JohnsPhotos.net)
Now back on his own island, Smith has had top-secret conversations with Coupeville’s football foodies, and word is the mac ‘n cheese dog is likely to be on the menu for the next Wolf home game.
That event, a Homecoming clash with Forks, is slated for Friday, Oct. 13.
Prepare your stomachs, Wolf Nation!
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