Danny Savalza, running McConaughey-style, sans shirt. Alright, alright, alright… (Shelli Trumbull photos)
Cue the “CSI: Miami” scream. Matt Shank can only drop his sunglasses David Caruso-style in response.
Bob Martin considers dropping a penalty flag on Savalza.
Everyone thought this group came from Sweden just to run. The real reason: “Savalza! He is, how you say, bigger than Bieber, yes, in our country!!”
“Oh, it’s true, it’s true. I’m huge in Sweden.”
Nearly 300 runners lined up for Saturday’s Race the Reserve. One was brave enough to come off the line at the crack of dawn without a shirt.
More beast than man, a mythic figure whose exploits still waft across the fog-enshrouded Island of his birth, Danny Savalza can not be tamed.
He must run free. It is his nature.
He does not live in our world, we live in his.
Accept it and become one with your inner Savalza. It is your only salvation.
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