
“I’m just sayin’ Geno Auriemma would make a really good middle school basketball coach. We have some bake sales, and we get that salary paid, son!!” (Photo by JohnsPhotos.net)
This is your moment. Seize it.
There are not one, but two, Coupeville Middle School girls’ basketball coaching positions open as the season rapidly approaches.
Kassie O’Neil bounced up to the high school, accepting the JV girls’ gig, while Kristina Forbes is resigning due to other obligations.
That leaves the CMS girls hoops program without any coaches, with the season set to start Jan. 23.
It’s basically a six-week job, with the eight-game campaign wrapping up Mar. 9, and you would have the chance to help shape the future of Wolf basketball.
Are you a former Coupeville basketball player looking to give back to where it all started? Bam!
Maybe a semi-retired coach who still gets that itch to be on the sideline? Boom!
Or just someone who has always longed to take the “seven seconds or less” offense and put it in the hands of 12-year-old girls, creating a gym-rattling, mind-fracturing attack guaranteed to blow up the scoreboard and exhaust the refs???
As mentioned before, this is your moment.
Seize it and let Haylee Armstrong and Tenley Stuurmans become the Steve Nash and Shawn Marion of the prairie.
PS — Athletic Director Willie Smith is also looking for middle school track and cross country coaches, as well as a high school girls soccer coach.
We’re just talking about basketball because it’s God’s chosen sport.
To peruse all coaching openings and apply, pop over to:
https://www.applitrack.com/coupeville/onlineapp/default.aspx?Category=Athletics%2fActivities
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