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Lauren Rose (left) and Kyla Briscoe — best people in the world today. (John Fisken photos)

“Cupcakes?!?!? Did you say cupcakes?!?!?!?!”

“Don’t let my dad hear about the cupcakes or…”

Too late.

I’m just going to say it — Lauren Rose and Kyla Briscoe may be the best people in the entire world.

What? You think just because they gave me a free cupcake at Monday’s Coupeville Middle School girls’ basketball home finale, I would say something like that?

I am offended, sir! Deeply offended that you would think I could be bought for chocolate cake and frosting and … yeah, I’m busy right now.

Go away. Take your petty accusations elsewhere, so that I might focus on my cupcake.

Lauren and Kyla. Best people ever. End of story.