She’s a destroyer of worlds!
January 31, 2024 by David Svien

Having likely thrown her from on high, Teagan Calkins bounces an unlucky foe off the hardwood. (Jackie Saia photo)
Call her “The Chiropractor,” cause Teagan Calkins is rearranging spines out here.
The Coupeville High School sophomore seems like a gentle soul in the real world, but put her in the heat of athletic battle, and she becomes a wild beast.
And we’re lovin’ it, as these reactions (clearly not taken out of context) demonstrate.

“Mama mia! That’s a spicy meatball!” (Jackie Saia photo)

“Dang, she’s like a young me.” (Photo by JohnsPhotos.net)

“She’s gonna do it a second time. Just wait.” (Jackie Saia photo)

“I felt that down in my tender vittles…” (Photo by JohnsPhotos.net)

“Here, you’re going to need this more than I do.” (Photo by JohnsPhotos.net)

“Did I just see a dead body??” (CHS Yearbook Staff photo)

“Tea-gan! TEA-gan!! TEA-GAN!!! One queen to rule us all!” (Photo by JohnsPhotos.net)

“And I’ll do it again.” (CHS Yearbook Staff photo)
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