Julia Myers, crackin’ heads and takin’ names.
OK, if you lean in real close and listen carefully, I’m going to tell you a secret.
You ready? Made peace with the universe and prepared to have your world rocked? Holding on tightly to the edge of the couch, in case the shock knocks you off the cushions?
Here we go…
Julia Myers is one of the nicest people you will ever meet.
Oh, I know, I know. Your brain just went poof and turned into liquid and ran out of your ear and is puddling down there on the carpet.
Your mom is gonna be so PISSED.
But now you’re saying to yourself, how can this be?
Cause you’ve seen Julia play basketball for Coupeville High School, elbows slicin’ and dicin’ like Ginsu as she hauled in boards, leaving people from King’s screaming and crying and blubbering.
And that’s just their whiny lil’ coach…
You’ve seen her drop epic stink eye on South Whidbey with just a glance. A glance that coated the court in ice and froze the Falcons in mid-stride.
Of course, if you were watching closely, you also saw Ms. Myers follow up those actions with a small, secret grin, content in the knowledge that she had just blown up the joint and thoroughly wrecked the concentration of any opponent hapless enough to cross her path.
Cause really, that’s the true Julia — one giant smile boppin’ through life to her own tune.
With her large, blended family at her back (OG cool cat and big sis Taylor Herreman taught her everything she needed to know about droppin’ the stink eye on morons), Myers is having fun when she plays, whether it’s soccer, basketball or tennis.
The fact she’s able to have fun is great, because she’s a tough lil’ bugger who refused to let a shredded knee slow her down. She had to sit out sports during her sophomore year, but she came roaring right back as a junior last year.
I hope her senior year is as awesome as she is, and plays out exactly to her hopes and dreams. Julia deserves that much.
Oh, and her birthday, which just happens to be today? May that be splendiferous as well.
Just don’t get between her and any birthday cake. Cause she’s not afraid to swing an elbow or two.
