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Coupeville 8th grade net ace Tenley Stuurmans won both her matches Wednesday afternoon in Seattle. (Photo by JohnsPhotos.net)

It was a different twist on a match.

Playing in Seattle Wednesday against The Bush School, the Coupeville High School girls’ tennis team battled to a 3-3 tie in a bout comprised of mini-rumbles.

The host Blazers opted to play cut-down sets to three points, win by one, as opposed to the normal play to six, win by two.

Still, that gave Coupeville a chance to get court time, so valuable as new coaches Tim Stelling and Starla Seal guide a small squad in need of experience.

Next up for the Wolves, who are on a season-long road trip as new courts are built at CHS, is a trek to Friday Harbor this Friday, April 26.

 

Wednesday’s results:

1st Singles — Tenley Stuurmans beat Siobhan O’Malley 3-2, 3-0

2nd Singles — Skylar Parker lost to Vivienne Hunter 3-2, 3-2

1st Doubles — Brynn Parker/Kaitlyn Leavell lost to Trianna Luu/Kylee Joh 3-2, 3-0

2nd Doubles — Kauri Hamilton/Sofia Phay lost to Nicola Lombardi/Karitas Johannes 2-1, 1-2, 3-2

3rd Doubles — Delanie Lewis/Rafaela Silva De Campos Conceicao beat Avery Mai-Loi/Eva Vega 0-3, 3-1, (7-1 tiebreaker)

4th Doubles — Stuurmans/B. Parker beat Amelie Paysero/Lily Anderson 3-0, 3-1

Softball celebration, or start of a vampire movie? (Photos by JohnsPhotos.net)

The prairie was alive with the sound of diamond action once more.

Baseball and softball games returned to Coupeville Tuesday, after a week or so of the Wolves playing almost exclusively on the road.

Both CHS squads drilled visiting Orcas Island for key league wins, while wandering photographer John Fisken stayed busy hanging out in the high brush, clicking away.

To see everything he shot, and possibly purchase some glossies for early Christmas presents, pop over to:

 

Softball:

https://www.johnsphotos.net/Sports/Coupeville-Softball-2024/SB-2024-04-23-vs-Orcas

 

Baseball:

https://www.johnsphotos.net/Sports/Coupeville-Baseball-2024/BB-2024-04-23-vs-Orcas

Jack Porter waits for his pitch.

Mia Farris gets plunked.

Seth Woollet gives the radar gun a workout.

Michelle Armstrong keeps an eye out for any shenanigans.

Chase Anderson plunks a hit.

Haylee Armstrong abuses the softball.

Peyton Caveness goes for a stroll.

Wolf pitcher Capri Anter teamed up with cousin Haylee Armstrong to shut down Orcas Tuesday afternoon. (Photo by JohnsPhotos.net)

These Wolves carry big bats, and they’re not afraid to use them.

Thumping 14 hits Tuesday, spraying base knocks to every part of the field, the Coupeville High School varsity softball squad rallied to crunch visiting Orcas Island 16-5.

Playing for the fourth time in five days, CHS fell prey to a bit of fatigue early, then demonstrated why it’s the class of the Northwest 2B/1B League.

With the win, which was mercy-ruled after five innings, the Wolves get to 7-0 in league play, 10-4 overall.

Next up are home games Thursday against Concrete and Saturday against Darrington as Kevin McGranahan’s squad chases another conference crown.

In the moment, however, Coupeville can bask in the afterglow of reaching double-digit wins for the seventh consecutive season.

That continued run of excellence was built on the kind of grit the current Wolves showcased Tuesday.

A very-young team with no seniors but a lot of 8th graders and freshmen never flinched after falling behind 3-0 in the top of the first.

Wolf hurler Haylee Armstrong re-found her groove, ending things emphatically by tossing her third strikeout of the opening frame, and then the bats went to work.

Mia Farris stroked a one-out single to kick things off, followed by Taylor Brotemarkle massacring the ball, launching an RBI triple over the centerfielder’s head, and the prairie was hoppin’.

Coupeville pushed two more runs across in the first, with Madison McMillan spanking an RBI single, before scampering home to score when her steal of third base spooked the Orcas catcher into airmailing the ball into left field.

The Wolves might have gotten more, but the Viking shortstop flat-out robbed Ava Lucero, going airborne to spear her liner a foot off the ground.

That got a nice round of applause but would be one of the few times Orcas would have a positive moment the rest of the day.

While the bats were hot, so were the defensive plays.

Wolf catcher Teagan Calkins nailed a would-be base thief to end the top of the second, Farris made a superb diving catch in center to deny a hitter, and CHS pulled off a wham-bam double play to end the game.

Chelsi Stevens socked a pair of hits, while playing strong defense at first. (Photo by JohnsPhotos.net)

On the final play, first-baseman Chelsi Stevens threw out a runner coming home, immediately followed by Calkins spinning away and laying a laser into McMillan’s glove at third.

Do you remember the first time you saw John Travolta, rockin’ the pink socks, dance the hand jive in Grease, forever changing the laws of physics?

Sometimes watching Calkins, AKA “The Red Dragon,” play catcher, you get a similar feeling.

It’s like freakin’ poetry in motion, only with a lot more in-game hollering and occasional side eye thrown at dad Shawn if he’s a step slow in delivering her beverage.

If her defense was the star of the show, Calkin’s bat was a close second, and she joined Brotemarkle and Sydney Van Dyke in lashing run-scoring hits as CHS turned a 3-3 game into a 7-3 lead.

From there, the Wolves iced the game with a vintage 13-batter, nine-run fourth inning.

A string of walks to the big boppers loaded the bases, with Bailey Thule, Stevens, and Shania Kenney coming off the bench to score their teammates.

Stevens obliterated the ball on a booming double to left — her second hit of the game — while Kenney, a first-year player making huge strides, lashed a single back up the middle to the great joy of her teammates.

Shania Kenney, stone-cold diamond assassin. (Jackie Saia photo)

Farris got nailed on the ankle by a wayward pitch, after earlier taking a throw off the top of her helmet.

As she rambled down to first base, someone from the bench hollered “Stop hitting her! She’s delicate!!”

There was nothing delicate after that, as Brotemarkle, her bat smoking from the torrid hitting show she was putting on, thumped another RBI single, before McMillan and Calkins pasted back-to-back two-baggers to complete the rout.

 

Tuesday stats:

Capri Anter — One walk
Taylor Brotemarkle — Two singles, one triple, one walk
Teagan Calkins — One single, two doubles, one walk
Mia Farris — One single, two walks
Shania Kenney — One single
Madison McMillan — Two singles, one double, one walk
Chelsi Stevens — One single, one double
Sydney Van Dyke — One single, one walk

Cole White reached base three times Tuesday, propelling Coupeville to a 10-0 win. (Jackie Saia photo)

What a difference a month makes.

Back on March 26, the Coupeville High School varsity baseball squad fell 14-1 on Orcas Island in a game marred by too many walks and too many errors.

Jump forward to April 23, and it was a completely different story.

Continuing a hot streak of late, the Wolves ran the Vikings off the prairie Tuesday, blanking them 10-0 in a game mercy-ruled after six innings.

The victory, Coupeville’s sixth-straight in league play, lifts it to 7-2 in Northwest 2B/1B League action, 8-8 overall.

It also moves the Wolves into a first-place tie with Orcas (7-2, 10-4) with three games left to play.

Both CHS and the Vikings close against the same three teams — Concrete, Darrington, and La Conner — with Cow Town’s hardball squad playing two of its final three at home.

The Wolves host Concrete Thursday, welcome Darrington to town Saturday for Senior Night, then trek to La Conner May 2 for the regular season finale.

After that comes the playoffs, with it looking increasingly likely Coupeville will be the #1 seed among 2B schools in the NWL.

If that holds, the Wolves will need to win just one district game to punch their ticket for a return trip to the state tourney.

But that’s still in the future.

Landon Roberts and Coupeville are peaking at the right time. (Ember Light photo)

Tuesday was all about the now, and Steve Hilborn’s diamond dogs played to perfection, outhitting Orcas 10-2, while Wolf hurler Seth Woollet tossed a gem.

The senior went all six innings, walking just two batters and whiffing a pair, while deftly sliding out of the few troublesome spots he found himself in.

Orcas punched a two-out triple in the third, but Woollet stranded the runner there, getting the next batter to meekly fly out to Aiden O’Neill.

Then, in the top of the fifth, the Vikings had two runners aboard, but the crafty CHS pitcher induced a weak pop out to Coop Cooper at first base to prematurely end the last gasp the Vikings could muster.

Meanwhile, the Wolves peppered the rival pitchers, scoring three runs in the first, two more in the second, and a lone tally in the third to run the score to 6-0.

The opening rally was set up by a single from Peyton Caveness and a walk to Cole White, with Chase Anderson mashing an RBI single to right to nab the only run that truly mattered.

Two more came home off of a Jack Porter bunt single, however, as Orcas melted down on the play and made wild throws.

Up 3-0, Coupeville pushed it to 5-0 on a pair of big-time RBI base hits in the second inning.

Caveness, who has been a holy terror abusing the baseball all season, smoked a triple to left, before White socked a run-scoring two-bagger to dead center.

Woollet aided his own cause with an RBI single in the third, before CHS closed out the game with four more runs in the bottom of the sixth.

The key hits came from Johnny Porter, Caveness, and Anderson, with Caveness coming around to score on an error to officially close the game by enforcing the 10-run mercy rule.

 

Tuesday stats:

Chase Anderson — Two singles
Peyton Caveness — Two singles, one triple
Coop Cooper — One walk
Steven Gonzalez — One walk
Jack Porter — One single, one walk
Johnny Porter — One single
Landon Roberts — One walk
Cole White — One single, one double, one walk
Seth Woollet — One single, one walk

A little piece of history, it is.

“What’s the plan, Uncle David?”

“We’re going to have more movies than Scarecrow Video!”

“But I thought you said they had like 120,000 titles…”

“They do.”

“And you have?”

“1,310 DVD’s and one VHS. Not bad for someone who had like five DVDs a month ago.”

“I’m going to tell mom you’ve lost it…”

“I’m sure she already knows.”

“And what do you mean we??”

“It’s the royal we, my lad. And by we, I mean less talking by you, and more crawling down in that dusty bin at the back of the thrift store and looking for the DVD’s hiding down there.

“We will find “Song of the South! Some day!!”

“Great … Uncle David is going to have a section devoted to racist cartoons…”

“Exactly. That’s why we need those Tom and Jerry ones!”

As I alternate between entertaining my nephews and causing them to arch their eyebrows at me like they’re old money country club lifers and I’m Rodney Dangerfield storming the castle, my most-recent detour into embracing my video store past is going like gangbusters.

All it took was one basketball coach doing some spring cleaning and offering free DVDs and I’m right back at it, crafting a tribute to Videoville in my side room.

Five movies here, 200+ there, me trying not to scream like a little girl who found a pony under the Christmas tree when I discover a Criterion edition of the French film noir Le Corbeau for $1.00 at the thrift store.

Or when I go through a donation from a former Videoville customer and find … Jaws! Tommy Boy!! Indiana Jones!!! Cry Baby!!!!!

It’s a work in progress.

I have Lawrence of Arabia, but not On the Waterfront.

Have Chinatown, but not The Right Stuff.

Have The Fifth Element, and (somehow) the first five Resident Evil movies (viva Milla Jovovich and my autographed photo!) but not Blade Runner or The Last Starfighter.

Or Shock Treatment, The Apple, the ’70s version of Gone in 60 Seconds, Bugsy Malone, or Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical.

Yet.

But I do have Bottle Rocket, Memento, Spirited Away, both the Johnny Depp and the Angela Lansbury(!) editions of Sweeney Todd plus Riverdance, which is a direct touchstone to my Videoville days.

And, as you can see in the picture above, I just got The Matchmaker, one of those films which evokes an enduring memory from my time behind the movie counter.

It’s a great little romantic comedy, but the reason it takes me back is this — there’s a crusty old coot in the flick who, in deep Irish accent, is prone to saying “fuchin.”

When you pronounce it that way, it seems somehow … more genteel. And slightly acceptable for saying in the store, as we did for many months after the VHS of the film hit in ’97/’98.

“You got some fuchin’ late fees here.”

“Did you just cuss?”

“Not likely. Just working on my Irish accent, you fuchin’ bastard.”

Ah, memories.

Now I just need to find a DVD for Margaret’s Museum, a lovingly crafted tale of Helena Bonham Carter collecting bits ‘n pieces from all the deceased coal miners in her small town.

“She put what in the jars, now?????”

“Oh yes, exactly what you’re thinking. But it’s a beautifully done movie … you fuchin’ bastard.”

“Not your cup of tea? Well, can I interest you in some possibly racist Tom and Jerry cartoons??”

 

PS — If you’re spring cleaning and want to help me marinate in the past, I’m accepting any and all DVDs and giving them a home with a view of Penn Cove.

You can find me at a Coupeville baseball or softball game or drop ’em on my porch at 165 Sherman.

If I had a warehouse, I’d take your VHS. But I don’t have a warehouse, so, unless it’s something that can only be found on VHS like the one below, I probably have to pass.

While crying tears of regret…

David’s one current VHS tape.