Micky LeVine, urban legend.
Micky LeVine will knock a girl out.
Now, you may be surprised to hear that, since the Coupeville High School junior seems like a pretty easy-going young woman who usually is wearing a smile.
Add on that she seems like a devoted older sister to younger siblings Jae and Izzy, and she doesn’t fit the classic profile of a brawler.
But mess with one of her soccer teammates, and the petite one will unleash the wrath of freakin’ God upon your head.
Her enduring moment on the pitch — and she’s had a ton of big ones playing for both CHS and the Whidbey Islanders GU18 select squad — came when she felt one of her girls had been unnecessarily roughed up by a rival team.
Out came the fists, like Wolverine popping the claws, and LeVine offered to drop-kick the entire other squad, and the ref as well, into tomorrow.
Rarely has a yellow card been more appreciated by a player’s coach and teammates.
Interesting fact: the other team immediately stopped trying to push the Islanders around.
And thus a nickname was born.
Well, at least in my mind, it was. Who knows if anyone else calls Ms. LeVine “Two Fists?”
They should, though.
Today, as she celebrates her 17th birthday — rumor has it that her arrival forced mom Joline to skip out early on an episode of “Days of Our Lives” — Micky is a justly-celebrated soccer and tennis standout.
She’s a bright, shining star who deserves her moment in the spotlight.
Just don’t get between her and her birthday cake, that’s all I’m sayin’. Cause she has two fists, and she knows how to use ’em.
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