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Jason Knoll -- born to dance. And be Batman. (John Fisken photo)

Jason Knoll, a freakin’ American hero. (John Fisken photo)

Taken down by his arch-villain, The Ankle!!

Taken down by his arch-villain, The Ankle!!

No one puts Jason Knoll in the corner.

Though Coupeville High School boys’ soccer coach Kyle Nelson might wish he could right now.

Nelson will likely be without his senior midfielder for the remainder of the season after Knoll sprained his ankle while tearing up the floor at South Whidbey’s Tolo dance last weekend.

As befits a young man famous for impersonating Batman and running around town doing his best Christian Bale impression (he’s got the growl down pat), Knoll kept on dancing after the injury.

It was only later that he discovered his ankle was swollen to the size of a grapefruit.

He was NOT wearing the costume at the time of the injury, which may have been the problem.

“Ha ha ha … I wish I was, then I probably wouldn’t have gotten hurt,” Knoll said. “I’m out for four to six weeks, which means I’m most likely done for the season.”

The Wolves, who were coming off an epic upset of South Whidbey when Knoll attended the dance, are 2-2 on the season, 1-2 in Cascade Conference play.

They have 12 regular season games left, with their finale May 5.

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Jason Knoll -- The Man.

Jason Knoll — The Man.

Jason Knoll doesn’t play by your silly rules.

Crack down on students dressing up at games and cheering for their classmates, and the Coupeville High School senior, who happens to be celebrating his birthday today, will arrive to save the day — and the school year– by dressing up as Batman and popping up at as many games as possible.

A triple threat (tennis, soccer, band) with Jack Nicholson eyebrows, Knoll is the last brave man fighting the good fight.

The Fun Police will never catch him, never shut him down, and his legend builds day by day.

Years from now, when CHS students are allowed to run free again in the stands, they will look back and whisper the name of the man who refused (with a smile on his face) to give in and be quiet.

And he’ll be there in the shadows, watching from above, and a low growl will trickle down on a new generation.

“I’m Batman!”

He fought for your freedom. He refused to bend his knee.

For Knoll lives by the creed you all should remember: “They can take our vuvuzela horns, but they will never take our freedom!!”

Shine on, you crazy genius.

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