Totally imaginary, and yet absolutely necessary.
As we wade into May, the final full month of athletic competition for the prep sports year, it’s time to anoint one Wolf to rule them all.
Sort of.
Welcome to the 7th annual battle royal for the Coupeville Sports Athlete Supreme.
In which the winner gets absolutely nothing but a warm glow in their chest.
Anyway, for those new to May’s most polarizing event, here’s a breakdown.
I nominate 25 Coupeville High School athletes, who, in my sole opinion, made a SIZABLE impact on at least TWO VARSITY teams during the 2018-2019 school year.
With much respect to Aram Leyva (soccer), Veronica Crownover (softball), Ashley Menges (volleyball), Mica Shipley (cheer), and other one-sport standouts, you’re stars, you’re just not eligible for my fake award.
The battle to cut the field to 25 was intense.
There are two male athletes missing who seemed like locks, until I stopped and looked at how much time they missed with injuries.
Also, I’m not going to tell you who ended up #26, but I’m almost certain she’ll crack the field next year.
What I have is 13 girls and 12 boys, with 16 first-timers in the field. The junior class is the best-represented, while, like last year, one freshman beat the odds to make the cut.
Voting starts at 10 AM, Friday, May 10 and ends 100 hours later at 2 PM, Tuesday, May 14, and I’ve toughened things up a bit this time.
The last two years there were no restrictions on voting, and a couple of fan bases smart enough to take advantage used internet shenanigans to roll to lopsided wins.
And good for them.
The game was there, waiting to be manipulated, and they stepped up. Kudos.
But this year, it’s more about rallying your fan base, and less about running a script which can drop thousands of votes in a matter of seconds.
I’m sure there are still ways around the new restrictions, which allow you to vote once every six hours. You just have to be more creative this year.
So here we go, and let the bodies hit the floor.












































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