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The Whidbey Ren Faire, hailed as a “medieval fantasy festival,” is set to captivate folks in May 2024, and you can be a part of it.

A casting call for auditions is planned in mid-January.

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Whidbey Ren Faire

There’s a new lineup in place.

With the general election certified, the Coupeville School Board moved forward Thursday, welcoming a new director, acknowledging the return of another, and choosing its leaders for the next year.

Charles Merwine, who was elected to replace the retiring Christie Sears, and Alison Perera, who won reelection to her post, were sworn in.

They join Nancy Conard, Sherry Phay, and Morgan White on the five-person board.

Later in the meeting, White was chosen to be the board’s new president, while Conard was tabbed as vice president.

Coupeville’s School Board — five adults, no shenanigans.

I would be a lousy school board director.

I enjoy my gossip too much, I don’t have the intestinal fortitude for combing through endless financial work sheets at 3 AM, and, most of all, even at age 52, I’m too immature.

A lifetime spent working in video stores, writing about prep sports contests, and taking care of babies has kept my internal clock set too far back.

My back and neck, having born the horrors of farm work and dishwashing (and a few sucker punches from those babies) remind me that my birth certificate lists 1971 as the year I popped into this world.

But my heart still lies to me from time to time and tries to get me to say “Hello, my fellow teens.”

At which point my brain alertly backhands me, and I promptly sit my butt back down on the rock-hard bleachers and get back to assaulting the back and neck we previously spoke about.

So why does this come up now?

Because, as a new edition of the Coupeville School Board kicks off tonight, I am once again reminded how blessed we are here in Cow Town to have five adults in the room.

Men and women who put in the work, stand tall in the fire, and don’t hide when they make their opinions known.

In Nancy Conard, Sherry Phay, Alison Perera, Morgan White, and Charles Merwine, we have a group which doesn’t sit hunched over, phone clutched to their chest, firing off thousands of anonymous tweets which bob along like piles of dog poop in what the French call “a gigantic global sewer.”

It’s a proud prairie tradition, one which former directors such as Venessa Matros, Christi Sears, Glenda Merwine, Don Sherman, Brent Stevens, Karen Bishop, and the late, great Kathleen Anderson also upheld.

Our board directors walk into the room, look us in the eye, say what they believe, and explain their stance.

We, the tax-paying public, may agree, or we may not.

But our directors don’t run like spooked rabbits, they don’t cower away in dark corners where the only voices are those from their personal echo chamber, and they don’t waste hours playing social justice warrior when nobody’s listening to their anonymous bleating.

While being too scared to put their names or faces behind their words.

Pro tip – a photo of a generic muffin card from a store in Anacortes sent via anonymous Twitter burner account means diddly and squat.

They give those cards to tourists as well, skippy.

Our directors don’t fire off anonymous emails trying to spark a financial boycott against any who would call them out on their crap — while being too stupid to realize those ads were one-time payments and the money is long gone.

Anonymous person says what?

Our directors also don’t embrace hate-soaked loons who whine for FIVE HOURS, only to reveal they didn’t actually read more than 25% of the article they’re complaining about since “it didn’t fit what I feel.”

While happily using Wi-Fi from the cafe they’ve been camped out in, while failing to buy even a water.

My sister, a former barista, would have taken a large metal spoon to your freeloading, whiny ass back in the day.

Good thing modern-day college students are more forgiving, I guess.

The point I’m making is, I appreciate where I live, and that the people of Coupeville — and many others from other cities, state, and countries — reach out to me to talk about my writing.

Some are happy, some not so much, but either way, they can reach me because I don’t hide my identity.

It’s right there at the top of the blog, with a semi-recent photo of myself.

Like the Coupeville School Board, I stand behind my words.

And I’m grateful I don’t live in a place where school board directors waste considerable time and their district’s money just for the chance to piss off their superintendent, who is hoping against hope they don’t have to publicly deal with a much-bigger fall out.

To school board directors in all areas, current or future, take a good, hard look at how these men and women conduct themselves.

And then be like Coupeville’s five-pack. The adults in the room.

Rafaela Silva De Campos Conceicao (left) and Layla Heo kick off a series of Coupeville High School cheer pics. (Photos by JohnsPhotos.net)

Get loud ‘n proud for photo day.

Coupeville High School cheerleaders took a break from prepping for game day activity by posing for wanderin’ pic clicker John Fisken, who delivers the glossy images seen above and below.

To see more of the Wolves, get yourself to a basketball game in the future, or hit the road the next time the CHS competition squad takes on the world.

Whether shooting three-balls or eating burgers, Ryan Blouin is all business. (Photos by JohnsPhotos.net)

Sammy Hagar couldn’t drive 55, but Brad Sherman can win 55.

The former Van Halen lead man had a problem with the speed limit, while the Coupeville High School varsity boys’ basketball coach kept his squad humming along Wednesday night.

Taking control early in Seattle, and never relenting during a physical, chippy battle with The Bush School, the Wolves wrapped up a 42-35 victory.

The non-conference win, its second straight against a 1A school, lifts CHS to 2-0 on the season and hands Sherman his 55th career win.

Now, the prairie roundball sage gets to come home, for a moment at least, to lead his team into battle with Toledo Saturday.

The Riverhawks (1-0) will be playing back-to-back games on an Island-hopping adventure, visiting Friday Harbor a day before arriving in Cow Town for a 4:45 tip.

The Wolves stayed undefeated Wednesday by playing stellar defense, sharing the ball on offense, and not spending all night complaining to the refs like the fairly whiny Blazers.

Maybe they just make ’em tougher in Coupeville.

That was shown early, as Wolf big man William Davidson, who got banged up in warmups, had the coaches slap some tape on there, then told his mentors to go and sit down, cause “Big Sexy” needed to go to work.

Corralling a rebound while fending off three players — one for each arm, and his leg aimed at someone else’s fanny — the prairie legend went right back up for a bucket to tie the game at 2-2.

While Ryan Blouin put the Wolves ahead for good by draining a gorgeous three-ball shortly thereafter, Bush went all soft (and whiny) as soon as Davidson flexed.

Once up, Coupeville took it right at the Blazers, with Logan Downes ripping the ball away and hurtling downcourt for layups on back-to-back plays.

The Wolves were savages on defense, drawing three charging fouls in the first quarter alone and picking off enough passes to make Gary Payton proud.

2-0 and lookin’ for more.

Coupeville’s superior toughness continued to shine brightly in the second quarter, as Cole White got smacked in the face, potentially drawing blood while the three refs combined to call zero fouls on the play.

Shrugging if off, the lanky one left the court for a brief second, then came flying back into battle, a glint of danger in his eyes.

CHS pushed the lead out to 18-4, with Blouin netting a trio of three-balls in the first half, before Bush made its one comeback push.

The hosts missed a ton of shots from close range, skipped a bunch of free throws off the rim, but somehow got hot from behind the three-point line.

That helped Bush close the gap to 21-18 at the half, but there was no break in Coupeville’s swagger.

White drilled his own three-ball to open the third quarter, with Nick Guay sucking in the defense, then alertly kicking the ball out to his fellow senior for the open shot.

From there the Wolves kept the lead around 10 the rest of the game, with the Battlin’ Bronec Brothers (Hunter and Hurlee) crashing the boards and White winning a wild battle for control of the ball while sprawled on the floor.

Up 32-23 heading into the fourth, Coupeville got a game-icing three ball from Downes late, while White rampaged from one side of the court to the other, netting three buckets in the final minutes.

The Wolves put three players in double digits, with Downes (14), Blouin (11), and White (11) combining to score 36 of Coupeville’s 42 points.

Guay chipped in with three, Davidson had his highlight reel bucket, and Hunter Bronec made sweet music while dropping a free throw through the net.

For the second straight game, Downes moves up another rung on the CHS career scoring chart.

His 14 points gives him 823 and pushes him past ’70s legend Corey Cross (811) for 13th on a list which began in 1917.

White also hits a numerical sweet spot, reaching 222 and counting for his run on the hardwood.

Sherman put nine players on the floor in Seattle, with Quinten Simpson-Pilgrim, Hurlee Bronec, and Aiden O’Neill also earning minutes.

It was the varsity basketball debut for O’Neill, who has already earned two letters on the gridiron.