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It was a different time, back in the days when the press box was small, open air, and bee-infested — and a scoreboard operator could get his Wobble on. (Photo by JohnsPhotos.net)

Where were you when they turned Wobble off?

It’s been 11 years since the powers that be shut down use of the song, which came with its own dance, as the exit music for Coupeville High School football games.

Scoreboard operator and ice cream purveyor Joel Norris has never been the same since.

Without being able to Wobble, he’s a mere shell of a man.

Instead of living the sweet life in a world of soul-sustaining Rocky Road and Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough, there are rumors Joel has been experimenting with Rum Raisin and … choke … Black Licorice.

Now, if you weren’t around in October 2012, you likely have no clue of what I’m talking about.

The rapper V.I.C., who launched the song and the subsequent dance craze across America, has largely faded away himself, not having a measurable hit since 2015.

The internet says he’s still out there, bustin’ rhymes until the break of dawn in relative obscurity, and Wobble even had a brief renaissance on TikTok in 2020.

But he’s not headlining any major tours with Beyonce.

Hopefully V.I.C. (short for Victory in Christ – thanks, Internet) held on to all the rights to his greatest hit, and still lives in the comfort he deserves.

Cause Wobble was, and is, a banger.

Even in the slightly cleaned-up version which was used by high schools.

Cause that was what one parent complaint brought crashing down — the PG-ized take on the song, which was what CHS cheerleaders used for their performance.

It’s way past time to bring Wobble back to Coupeville football games, even if current Wolf seniors were … um, seven years old … the last time it ripped from the PA sound system.

I mean, we were still using the old, tiny wooden press box ruled by 10,001 angry bees — some alive, others likely zombies — back in those days.

So, reality tells me Wobble isn’t on the soundtrack for most current Coupeville students.

But hey, these are the same teens who belt out every line of Take Me Home, Country Roads by John Denver and Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond, not to mention a whole slew of ’80s and ’90s classics.

They can learn the Wobble again.

And V.I.C. might be out there looking for a gig that gives him a trip to a small island in Washington state and be willing to lead the revival in person.

Stranger things have happened.

As we count down the days until Homecoming 2023, now is the time to rise up and declare as one:

Oh, oh, oh, oh
All the shawtys in the club
(Let me see you just)
Back it up, drop it down
(Let me see you just)
Get low n scrub the grown
(Let me see you just)
Push it up, push it up
(Let me see you just)

Don’t do it just for the kids. Do it for Joel Norris!

Don’t forsake the ice cream man to a Hellscape where … choke … black licorice ice cream is an option.

 

The song:

 

The dance:

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Does the 2023-2024 budget reflect Coupeville’s strategic plan? Opinions vary.

We are not broken, but we need to fix things.

In the wake of efforts to pass a budget for the 2023-2024 school year, there is considerable anger bubbling just under the surface in the Coupeville School District.

Anger that, in many ways, feels justified.

It would be easy for district administrators and school board members to heave a sigh of relief in the wake of passing the budget, assuming everyone will go back to singing kumbaya, jointly working together to implement what is in that budget.

That would be dangerously naive.

People have still lost jobs.

And the majority of those budget cuts claimed positions which directly impact student safety and well-being.

A Dean of Students with 19 years in the trenches and countless teenage lives changed for the better.

An athletic trainer who helped Coupeville enjoy the most injury-free sports year I can remember in 30 years of writing, while also inspiring young women into following her career path.

Paraeducators who are the first, and last line, of defense, of positive reinforcement, of making sure each child gets the most from their day and returns home safely to their family.

There is a face behind every cut. Do not forget that.

With those cuts, and others, public perception, justified or not, is that the budget prioritizes a food service program which has lost money every year except when the state paid for free meals across the board at the height of the pandemic.

As administrators, as board members, I don’t know if you truly realize how close you all came to having this turn into something much nastier.

To having the anger not be an abstract thought, something you read about in letters to the board or in first-person accounts here on Coupeville Sports, but a reality of your daily life.

Life is different if they picket your houses.

More restrained voices won out this time when those discussions arose. They might not always.

Now, we don’t have multiple active lawsuits in play, as appears to be the case at a nearby district whose sports teams vie with the Wolves in the Northwest 2B/1B League.

And our district passed a budget Thursday, beating the state deadline, largely because to not do so would unleash chaos.

Whether that chaos, while painful, might have been beneficial in the long run, is a debate that will continue to play out.

I was one of only three people not on the school board or part of district administration who sat through two budget workshops and the budget hearing.

During those six-plus hours, I was conflicted.

I looked upon good men and women, people who I believe (or want to believe) are in those positions because they want to help Coupeville students reach the highest levels of achievement.

As in any group, there were disagreements on how best to reach that goal. Some were vocalized, though almost always couched in politeness.

I’m not saying the people in that room needed to scream at each other or take advantage of the fact Prairie Center had an ongoing sale on throwing-size tomatoes.

It would have been entertaining, certainly, as I sank deeper into a sea of half-understood financial figures and acronyms.

And I do believe a little righteous anger unleashed often has its place.

As The Real World taught my generation “This is the true story, to find out what happens, when people stop being polite, and start getting real.”

Sitting in the audience I was not allowed to scream “That is some righteous bullshit,” lest I get booted out to sit in the parking lot, no matter how many times those exact words burbled up inside me.

There is a reason I would not fit well seated at the “adult” table in these matters.

Coupeville’s school board directors and its administrators have an ability to operate in that world in a way I do not, and let’s give them credit for that.

While still wishing one or two would unleash a public “that is some righteous bullshit” when appropriate.

Such as when the answer to how some revenues in the new budget will be realized essentially comes off as us being told “It’s magic.”

But anyways.

What I witnessed, in my opinion, is a budget process which has to be fixed.

You can NOT send board members a revised budget at 11:30 PM on a Tuesday, when the budget workshop is 18 hours later, and the budget deadline is four days after that.

That is insanity, and all the excuses in the world — no matter how legit they may be — don’t change that.

Yes, the Finance Director is relatively new to the district.

Yes, the transition to the Qmlativ platform has made the budgeting process harder.

Yes, there are 1,001 real-life financial issues affecting school districts everywhere, not just in Coupeville.

It doesn’t matter.

You can NOT give board members 18 hours (or more like 10-12, if we accept most people sleep during the night…) to crunch hundreds of pages.

And this was not a one-time thing.

Every step of the way in the budget process this year, it felt as if the board was being forced to scramble, to work from behind, to try and do their due diligence without being given proper time.

Don’t come to me with excuses. I sympathize, but it doesn’t matter.

Fix it.

Secondly, all involved need to do a better job of keeping the taxpayers — their ultimate bosses — in the mix.

The district, at every level, has a PR problem, but with a little work, it could be improved.

Communicate with us, the great unwashed public.

You believe this is your best budget, that these decisions have to be made — sell it to us or don’t be surprised when social media chatter rips you a new one.

I understand you also have to have room and freedom to do your job, but if you are not willing to explain your decision making — well before we’re five minutes from seeing the budget approved — the blowback will only grow.

A lot of people do not feel their concerns were truly heard, no matter the post-game platitudes.

That has to be improved.

Also, read the room.

When your budget is about to slash jobs — again, real people, not just numbers on a spreadsheet — informing us you’re being honored by other administrators for those very budget cuts kind of goes over like a public fart.

Just sayin’.

Finally, let’s make it about me.

Someone out there, someone with a better understanding of financial matters, of how school districts operate, needs to step up and launch their own blog.

I’ve spent my scattershot journalism career primarily writing about sports and movies. I very specifically made the choice not to train for covering these matters.

You can start a blog literally for free or spend a few bucks as I have to give it at least a hint of a professional sheen.

Someone comes in and focuses on budget matters, on financial doings, on how the sausage is made at a time when money is tight everywhere, I’ll promote your work.

Then happily go back to watching a triple feature of Death Car on the Freeway, Night of the Killer Bears, and Swing You Sinners.

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“Publish on social media? No sir, that’s for them fancy lads.”

You are NOT reading this on Facebook.

Or Instagram.

Or Twitter.

Or any of a million other social media platforms sprouting up, dying, then sprouting back up, like poisonous mushrooms clinging to life.

If you don’t like something I wrote here, on my blog, to dismiss it with an arch, tossed-off “Well, I don’t have social media” proves only one thing.

You have a fundamental misunderstanding of what I have been doing for the past 11 years on Coupeville Sports.

Because none of the 10,176 articles I have written have ever been published on “social media.”

Like ZERO, ZIP, NADA.

Zuckerberg, and Musk, and their buddies don’t make any money off me.

After I publish a story HERE, I post a LINK to said story on Facebook and Twitter, to drive readers to my actual site.

So, yes, it’s there on social media where readers often then share the LINK, or comment on the LINK.

But a huge chunk of my readership doesn’t have social media, even the snarky ones, and it doesn’t matter, because they come directly to my blog.

You know, that place where all my articles are actually printed.

But I get it.

While Coupeville Sports is overwhelmingly positive in its coverage, there are articles which people don’t like.

When something provokes, that discussion often plays out on social media, which is the 2023 replacement for people meeting and talking in person at Videoville and Miriam’s Espresso.

Social media is the frickin’ Wild West, with people shooting off opinions like they’re gunslingers. Sometimes things get pretty dang funky.

If I was a school administrator, I’m sure I’d also want to avoid the whole mess if possible.

So, it’s a good thing I don’t publish stories on social media sites.

Makes it easy for the big bosses to monitor my written output without having to sink into the swamp.

But, as they do so, it’s always good for them to remember something else.

As it very clearly states in my “Who’s responsible for this?” section, I am NOT an employee of the Coupeville School District.

Never have been.

You ain’t never paid me a cent, and I am NOT your PR flack.

Probably should have gone that route. Might have my indoor/outdoor swimming pool by now.

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A partial list of stories coming to Coupeville Sports in the near future. It changes hourly this time of year.

This is unique.

As far as I can tell, there are no other web sites or blogs in the state of Washington doing what I do here on Coupeville Sports.

No one else has chosen to hyper-focus on one small town and write about everything sports-related in it – high school, middle school, elementary school.

On the fog-enshrouded prairie in the middle of a rock slapped down somewhere out in the middle of the water, you can get your athletic props — whether you’re a professional basketball star cashing checks in a foreign country or a 3rd grader.

And, thanks to my off kilter sleeping habits at times and obsessive need to document every last bit of info I stumble upon, this is all delivered on an almost daily basis.

If you go back and count the days in 2023 where nothing new was published on Coupeville Sports, you’d have several fingers and toes left to use.

Today, midday on May 17, I’m sitting at 69 stories this month — slightly more than four a day, every day — with 375 for the year and 10,145 since the blog debuted Aug. 15, 2012.

Unlike other publications which work at a much-slower pace, be they local or international, I have been free to read since day one, and will be free to read until we reach the end of wherever this road takes us.

And it is a journey we are taking together.

I may be smacking my fingers on the keyboard at 2 AM, but Coupeville Sports wouldn’t make it without the photographs, news tips, or (occasional) elbows to the ribs from you, the readers.

If it’s happening in Coupeville, or at least has some vague connection to Cow Town, and I haven’t written about it yet, it’s probably not personal.

Email me at davidsvien@hotmail.com and let me know what’s crackin’.

Last, but certainly not least, an enduring thank you to everyone who has ever donated to the cause, your support keeping me one step ahead of a return to the dish pits.

Years of abuse from working on farms, in restaurants, or moving large rocks from one side of a field to the other have resulted in a cranky back and assorted aches and pains.

But the mysterious back and body medicine sold at the $1.25 store helps, and I still have the use of my fingers — most mornings — so the blog churns on.

Want to read for free? So be it.

Want to help me keep paying for my internet, allowing Coupeville Sports to keep being its unique self? Check out the links below.

 

PayPal — https://paypal.me/DavidSvien?country.x=US&locale.x=en_US

 

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Coupeville Athletic Director Willie Smith, killin’ it as a male model. (Photo by JohnsPhotos.net)

This is not the way.

Sports didn’t get you into this financial hole, and taking arguably the most-efficiently run program in the Coupeville School District and kneecapping it isn’t going to solve anything.

We have one of the most-respected Athletic Directors in the state in Willie Smith, a man who is currently the Northwest 2B/1B League President.

A man who has decades in the game, a man who knows everyone and can get things done with a phone call, an email, or a nod of the head from across the prairie.

He absorbs any and all criticism, remains unflappable and upbeat, even in the worst of times, and has built strong, successful programs even as other schools around us struggle mightily to maintain numbers.

Athletic programs which largely pay their own way, in terms of ticket sales and coaches being willing to give back money from their budgets to help cover transportation costs.

But when it comes time to propose the opening cuts in Budget Wars 2023, we’re going to bounce Willie from his AD job and replace him with an already stretched-thin assistant principal whose own hours would then be cut?

Poppycock, as the kids would say.

Well, maybe the kids from the 1920’s, not the 2020’s, but anyway.

This is by no means an attack on Leonard Edlund, the aforementioned assistant principal.

He is a righteous dude who, in my opinion, has been a great hire for the district.

Working with CHS/CMS principal Geoff Kappes, he does the never-ending work to keep our upper schools operating in a safe, efficient, productive manner.

The last thing he needs is to be asked to do twice as much work for less money, while having to navigate a complex state-wide web of AD’s, coaches, athletic secretaries, bus barn bigwigs, administrators, athletes, and parents who Willie is already on a first-name basis with.

And we’re not even talking about how many new emails and/or texts the man would have to delete on a daily basis from me alone.

That part of the job alone is staggering, and something no other AD in the state has to endure.

Let Mr. Edlund do what he was hired to do – be an assistant principal. Don’t subject him to my inane ranting!

And let Willie do what he does – run an athletic program which, unlike some other departments in Cow Town schools, is a booming success.

I’m not just talking about wins and losses, or league titles, or the fact football and boys’ basketball broke 30-year dry spells and returned to the state tourney with Willie at the helm of Wolf athletics.

We are not, have never been, and likely never will be, a true athletic powerhouse in the state.

We’re not King’s or Archbishop Thomas Murphy – private schools funded (allegedly) by money from blood diamond mines owned by local parents.

And we’re not Lynden or Lynden Christian, where seemingly waves of genetically flawless teenagers emerge from the haze (or a mad doctor’s laboratory), every ponytail, every chin cleft, identical.

We’re scrappy, a farm town where not that many of the kids actually work on farms anymore, but where we can open a can of whup ass on entitled rivals every now and then.

Where Willie’s greatest success as an AD has come has been in maximizing what he has, of getting coaches and players to buy in to his plan to be competitive, and to do it in the right way.

The pandemic crushed athletics at many schools, but thanks to his leadership, Coupeville has emerged stronger on the other side.

Just look at Wolf teams this spring.

The track and field rosters, at both the high school and middle school, are the biggest they’ve been in decades.

High school baseball and softball are able to field win-happy varsity and JV teams while many league rivals are struggling to field just one squad, and girls’ tennis has no issue filling all of its varsity slots.

It’s been that way all school year for almost every sport, with football, in particular, being a bounce-back story.

After several years of rosters which could barely withstand the loss of a player here or there to injury, the Wolves topped 30 players this season and drew in massive, ticket-buying, crowds.

Look, I get it.

Schools are here for education, not sports.

But sports, especially when attention is paid to both the All-State player and the kid who has never run a lap around a track in their life, is invaluable.

Coming out of a pandemic, with mental health issues for teens a huge concern, getting kids out of their bedroom and into the sun (OK, into the prairie wind and rain…), making them a part of something bigger than themselves, is invaluable.

Sports are not bigger than education, but sports keep kids in school, and they are a lifeline for many teens.

I may not fully remember that algebra equation I solved in Mr. Luikko’s class at Tumwater back in the late 80’s.

But that time I shocked my own coach by thumping a rich-school kid on the tennis court — literally drilling him with the ball three times in my win — while my teammates climbed up the fence encircling the court?

That I remember.

And I was that kid who only stayed in school so I could play a sport, any sport.

If you’ve read any of my thousands of stories, I’m a writer thanks to hitting future Rose Bowl-winning quarterback Brad Otton in the face with an overhead during practice.

If I wanted to keep doing that, I had to stop skipping school, and what the heck, my tennis coach, Lionel Barona, was also the journalism teacher.

So, I’m just saying, my writing heir is out there right now, and he or she is probably the kid throwing worms at their friends during practice.

And if there is any AD in this state who will embrace his worm throwers and help them grow into semi-normal adults, it’s Willie freakin’ Smith.

The man, the myth, the ever-grinning legend endured a pandemic to show us the way.

Respect his authoritah!

ADs and coaches across the state fell by the wayside in a dark time, but in Coupeville, I watched as Willie refused to buckle.

He dealt with all the crap thrown at him, enforcing pandemic rules dictated by state officials, and did it in a way that Coupeville, unlike some other districts, never erupted into a full-on culture war.

Willie was firm, but he was fair – even to the asshats who deserved to be kicked where the good Lord split them.

He kept his coaches invested, he kept his athletes active, he found creative ways to honor those who lost games and seasons, he gave hope to a town at a time when it needed it most.

In the best of times, being an athletic director is never-ending work.

The schedules for next school year? Already largely in place, thanks to Willie’s work.

And then Mother Nature laughs, especially in a state and on an island bathed in liquid sunshine, and you have to scramble to rip everything up, and put it back together.

League rules change, state rules change, and ding, another 10,001 emails from the guy blogging at 2:00 AM.

All handled with a calm ease.

I have known Willie for many years, from back in the Videoville days when he first stepped off the ferry from Sequim.

As a coach, a teacher, an AD, and a father, husband, and man about town, he remains one of the best I have ever dealt with.

He is a straight shooter who can be brutally honest (in a good way), someone who doesn’t dodge responsibility, a man who has given a chunk of his life to Coupeville and made our schools immeasurably better.

We’ve already gone through this once before, where a misguided rush to save a few bucks pushed Willie out of the AD’s office.

It did NOT WORK OUT WELL.

Then, things were tweaked, he returned to the job, and guess what? Things got much better, even when the world shut down around him.

The $15,000 you “save” by stripping Willie’s AD duties is not enough to justify the lasting damage you will do.

If Mr. Edlund is the man trying to ignore my emails next year, he will give it his all. I have no doubt of that.

But it doesn’t have to be like that.

Edlund should be allowed to focus on holding the front line at our schools, and Willie, the man with the plan, the man whose athletic department is the gold standard in the district, should be leaning back in his chair, making things hum.

Saving a penny to set the bank on fire?

This is not the way.

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