Alien invasion? Zombie attack? Dalton Martin and his Discuses o’ Death will save the day. (John Fisken photos)
Drawn like a moth to the light, Kathy Bayne (middle) launches a photo bomb on Josh and Eileen Stone.
Kristin Hurlburt pops in to join daughter Sylvia and Stone, who has already seen this scenario play out … all freakin’ afternoon.
That moment when you’ve won the race but realize you’re deathly afraid of the camera, unlike shoeless but eternally photo op-ready Hurlburt and Makana Stone.
Zippy (and color-coordinated) boys relay team (l to r) Connor Thompson, Jacob Smith, Lathom Kelley and Jared Helmstadter.
Helmstadter’s socks (sort of) match Stone’s shoes.
Marisa Etzell weighs in: “Yes, Jared, you’re pretty damn stylish. I get that. I just don’t want to talk about your socks anymore…”
Delaney Armstrong (left) and Lauren Grove kill time between events. “Jared’s socks are blowin’ up on Twitter!!”
It’s official. Stone is fast.
Now we can talk about times and throws and who placed where.
Or, we can just bask in the glow of some pretty freakin’ awesome pics snapped at the Olympic League track and field championships by our resident Diet Coke-guzzlin’ lens man, John Fisken.
You’re not even reading these words, are you?
Fine, get yourself back to Eileen Stone droppin’ side eye, photo bombs goin’ off everywhere and the glory that is Jared Helmstadter’s socks.
#JaredsSocks, soon to be trending on Twitter. You read it here first!
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