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Yes, the bananas talk to me at 2 AM, and they make some good points.

Well, this has gone on a lot longer than I expected.

When I started Coupeville Sports — the first article hitting the internet Aug. 15, 2012 — I sort of thought it would be a side project, something to add to my real-world job.

With video stores having faded out, I was back washing dishes, digging ditches on the prairie, and otherwise abusing my back and fingers.

“(Work) h’uh
Yeah!
(What is it good for?)
Absolutely (nothin) uh-huh, uh-huh
(Work) h’uh
Yeah!
(What is it good for?)
Absolutely (nothin’)
Say it again, y’all

I was royally cheesed that the Coupeville Examiner, which I had written for on a freelance basis for 15+ years (emphasis often on free), had just been sold and was on the fast track to oblivion.

So, boredom, pain, unhappiness, and a little too much eggnog (of the spiked variety) combined to send me back into the world of sports writing from whence I came.

And now here we stand on Apr. 5, 2023, and you’re reading article #10,000.

Or just looking at the photos…

I haven’t worked a “real-world” job in a bunch of years now, and somehow, through all the hiccups and hissy fits, and a little personal growth (emphasis on little), Coupeville Sports still sputters along.

Pretty much every word you’ve ever read on this blog, with the rare exception of a first-person account or two, came off my fingertips — a lot of it written at 2 AM.

Coupeville Sports wouldn’t be where it is, or what it is, without the countless photographers who have allowed me to use their work over the past decade.

John Fisken, Shelli Trumbull, Jackie Saia, Morgan White, and every Wolf Mom (or dad) with a camera or a phone allow me to do what I do — write — and not what I don’t do — shoot photos.

This year, the yearbook staff at Coupeville High School — Bailey Thule, Delanie Lewis, Helen Strelow, Brenn Sugatan, Chloe Marzocca, and more — have opened up a new pipeline of pics, one which has given new life to the blog.

Equally invaluable are the many, many coaches and/or parents who go out of their way to send me stats and info from road games, who put up with my often-inane questions, and have yet to hit me with a well-flung clipboard.

Which did happen back in my old-school Whidbey News-Times days, but that was at least 78% unintended, and the bruises have healed.

Even the one coach who (barely) lasted a season before vanishing into the night without offering a real resignation, the one who used to sprint away from anyone who tried to speak to them after a game, taught me a valuable lesson.

Always block off all the exits before going in for a postgame interview! Always!!!

Yes, well…

Where’s this whole thing going? I have no clue.

Like all one-man operations, there are days where the words whizz off my fingertips, and days where I consider taking my winter depression beard and moving off into the woods to raise pigs.

So, 20,000 articles, or a giant emotional flame out at 10,001?

Only time will tell.

As we ride that roller coaster, my biggest thanks go out to the many, many people who have been so supportive over the years, both in words and deeds.

I’m probably never getting that indoor/outdoor swimming pool, with waterfall in the middle (unless Bill Gates has been secretly reading, and enjoying this blog, and suddenly decides to add me to the will).

But, thanks to your donations, I pay my limited bills and stay out of the dish pit, and my fingers thank you for it.

 

Want to join the Bow Down to Cow Town movement? It’s simple and may give you a pleasant glow in your chest.

 

PayPal — https://paypal.me/DavidSvien?country.x=US&locale.x=en_US

Venmo — David-Svien

Snail mail — 165 Sherman, Coupeville, WA 98239

In person at games — Do it mob style for that extra thrill.

CHS baseball coach Steve Hilborn has the Wolves at 3-1 in league play. (Photos by JohnsPhotos.net)

The games roll on, the numbers add up.

The Coupeville High School baseball squad is now eight bouts deep into a 20-game regular season schedule and sits at 5-3 on the campaign.

The Wolves are off until Saturday, when they travel to Concrete for a Northwest 2B/1B League rumble with the Lions, so let’s fill in the break with some season stats.

All numbers are plucked from GameChanger, which CHS coaches use to track everything.

Ready to rule the diamond.

 

HITTING:

 

At-Bats:

Scott Hilborn – 25
Jack Porter – 24
Chase Anderson
– 22
Peyton Caveness
– 22
Coop Cooper
– 19
Aiden O’Neill
– 19
Cole White 
– 18
Jonathan Valenzuela
– 17
Camden Glover
– 11
Johnny Porter
– 10
Landon Roberts 
– 7
Seth Woollet
– 3
Yohannon Sandles – 2
Jaje Drake – 1

 

Hits:

Hilborn — 12
Valenzuela — 10
Ja. Porter — 9
Anderson — 7
Cooper — 7
Glover — 5
White — 5
Caveness — 4
O’Neill — 3
Jo. Porter — 1

 

Runs:

Hilborn — 12
Valenzuela — 9
Anderson — 6
Caveness — 4
Cooper – 4
Glover – 4
O’Neill — 4
Ja. Porter — 4
Jo. Porter — 3
White — 3
Drake — 1

 

2B’s:

Hilborn — 3
Anderson — 2
Valenzuela — 2
Ja. Porter — 1
White — 1

 

RBI:

Valenzuela — 9
Cooper — 6
Ja. Porter — 6
Anderson — 5
Hilborn — 5
Caveness — 4
Glover — 4
White — 4

 

Walks:

Valenzuela — 8
Hilborn — 6
White – 6
Anderson – 4
Glover – 4
O’Neill – 4
Cooper – 3
Drake – 1
Jo. Porter – 1
Roberts – 1
Sandles – 1

 

Stolen Bases:

Hilborn — 17
Valenzuela — 17
Anderson — 13
White – 9
Cooper — 2
Jo. Porter — 2
Caveness — 1
Glover — 1
O’Neill — 1
Ja. Porter — 1

 

Batting Average:

Valenzuela — .588
Hilborn — .480
Glover — .455
Ja. Porter — .375
Cooper — .368
Anderson — .318
White — .278
Caveness — .182
O’Neill — .158
Jo. Porter — .100

 

PITCHING:

 

Earned Run Average:

Glover — 0.00
Hilborn — 1.63
Anderson – 2.42
Cooper – 4.67
Valenzuela – 5.91

 

Games:

Hilborn — 5
Anderson – 4
Valenzuela – 4
Cooper — 2
Glover – 1

 

Starts:

Hilborn — 5
Valenzuela — 2
Cooper — 1

 

Hits:

Hilborn — 23
Valenzuela — 8
Anderson – 6
Cooper – 1
Glover – 1

 

Earned Runs:

Valenzuela – 9
Hilborn – 6
Anderson — 3
Cooper – 2

 

Walks:

Anderson – 9
Hilborn – 9
Valenzuela – 8
Cooper — 6
Glover – 2

 

Hit by Pitch:

Hilborn – 5
Valenzuela – 4
Anderson — 3
Cooper – 1

 

Strikeouts:

Hilborn – 29
Anderson – 12
Valenzuela – 8
Cooper — 5
Glover – 3

 

Innings Pitched:

Hilborn – 25.2
Valenzuela – 10.2
Anderson — 8.2
Cooper – 3.0
Glover – 2.0

 

Batters Faced:

Hilborn – 117
Valenzuela — 55
Anderson – 45
Cooper – 17
Glover – 9

Coupeville’s Gabriella Gebhard, a fast-rising star in the dog show world. (Kaitlyn Price photos provided by Stephanie Gebhard)

One month until the show of shows.

Coupeville High School sophomore Gabriella Gebhard treks to New York in early May, accompanied by her faithful pooch companion, Walker (Set’r Ridge’s Legend in the Making).

Their destination is the 147th Annual Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show, the premier event on the yearly calendar.

Gebhard and Walker are scheduled to show May 9.

“Who’s a champion? You are!”

The duo, who have also qualified for the AKC National Championship presented by Royal Canin, are two wins from qualifying for next year’s Westminster show as well.

Gebhard recently picked up her fifth Best Junior award of the year at the Peninsula Fanciers Club Dog Show in Bremerton and has until late September to notch wins #6 and #7.

When she’s not showing, the Coupeville ace is gathering experience by working for Andy Linton, a Westminster Best in Show winner who is one of the country’s top handlers.

Gebhard prepares and grooms Linton’s dogs before he shows them.

Hardball guru Jon Roberts is in the teaching business. (Photos by JohnsPhotos.net)

“It was a learning day, and that’s OK.”

That was the reaction from Coupeville High School JV baseball coach Jon Roberts Tuesday after his squad rumbled with its big-school rivals to the North.

While the 2B Wolves fell 15-1 to the 3A Wildcats, the field time is invaluable for a group of young guns looking to make some noise in the coming years.

“We continue to work on gaining baseball IQ,” Roberts said.

“With one exception, (8th grader) Jack Farrell, and the varsity guys playing down, we have very raw players who are just now joining the game,” he added.

“We continue to make strides toward making future diamond stars out of all of them!”

The future of Wolf baseball.

Coupeville picked up three hits in the game, with Johnny Porter collecting two base knocks, while Yohannon Sandles ripped a single.

On the mound, Roberts used a mix of players, getting some experience for five different hurlers, including two who hadn’t fired a pitch since last season.

Freshman Camden Glover, who has been making solid inroads on the varsity team, ripped off three strikeouts in two innings of work, then turned the ball over to the bullpen.

Sophomores Landon Roberts and Jack Porter, who play first base and left field for the Wolf varsity, respectively, returned to the mound after a long layoff and put in some solid work.

The duo, who will likely be called on to join the varsity pitching staff next season, after seniors Scott Hilborn and Jonathan Valenzuela graduate, combined to whiff three batters.

Sophomore Marcelo Gebhard and freshman Coop Cooper finished off the day, with Cooper slamming the door shut on the final Wildcat hitter.

Getting the most out of the day, even during spring break, the young Wolves bussed back to Cow Town after the 1:00 PM game and immediately went to join the day’s practice.

Big hitters Lyla (left) and Tenley Stuurmans, always killin’ it on the volleyball court. (Photo courtesy Scott Stuurmans)

Sister, my sister, let the spikes fly.

Coupeville siblings Lyla and Tenley Stuurmans continue to shine on the volleyball court, whether wearing school or club uniforms.

The dynamic duo and their SIVA Blue South team, which plays out of Burlington, swept to a championship win at last weekend’s Tulip Festival Tournament in Skagit Valley.

The Stuurmans sisters, and their associates, won two matches Saturday, Apr. 1, and four more the following day to claim first-place in the U16 Gold division.

Club volleyball runs for two more months, with Lyla and Tenley scheduled to play in several more tourneys.

They’ll wrap the season with an appearance at the Emerald City Classic at the University of Washington May 27-29.

SIVA Blue South features a strong group of coach’s daughters, with the offspring of La Conner’s Pam Keller and Sedro-Woolley’s Shawna Tesarik joining the Stuurmans sisters, whose mom, Sarah, has had great success coaching Coupeville and Oak Harbor teams in multiple sports.

Playing club volleyball, especially off of Whidbey Island, has made the siblings step out of their comfort zone and learn to adapt to new responsibilities and positions.

Tenley, who is just 12, is “playing up” with most of her teammates being several years older, while Lyla has been a plug-and-play whirlwind, stepping in to take the place of missing teammates, often with little prior notice.

All while juggling multiple sports, as school track and field runs parallel with club volleyball.

Lyla, a sophomore at Coupeville High School, is currently the fastest 400 female runner in the 2B classification, while Tenley, a 7th grader, is expected to be one of the frontrunners for the middle school squad.