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Coupeville soccer is ranked #9 among 2B/1B teams. (Ryan Blouin photo)

Get rid of the private schools and Coupeville is sitting pretty.

Ranked in the top 10 for the first time in years, the Wolf boys’ varsity soccer squad (and its female assassins) is currently slotted at #9 among 2B/1B pitch programs according to the Washington Interscholastic Activities Association.

Toss out all the private schools, however, and CHS would jump to #2 in the RPI rankings, trailing just defending state champs Friday Harbor.

Of course, Washington state refuses to hold separate championships for public schools and private schools, even when private schools are able to offer “scholarships” and other incentives to steal athletes away from their rivals.

But that’s an argument for another day.

Today, according to the computers that rank teams in soccer, volleyball, and football, Coupeville’s booters (2-1) are #9, while Friday Harbor (3-0) is #2 and fellow Northwest 2B/1B League rival Mount Vernon Christian (5-0) is #3.

Auburn Adventist Academy (2-0) tops the list, while NWL heavyweight Orcas Island (2-2), which won the state title in 2021 and finished as runners-up in 2022, are #11 ahead of a trip to Whidbey this weekend.

The rest of Coupeville’s NWL foes sit in a bunch, with Cedar Park Christian-Lynnwood (#13), Lopez Island (#14), La Conner (#15), Providence Classical Christian (#16), and Grace Academy (#19) lumped together in a field of 21 schools.

And what about the other sports using RPI?

Coupeville volleyball (1-2) is ranked #26 out of 53 schools in 2B, while Wolf football (0-3) finds itself at #33 of 43 after opening with losses to three 1A schools who are a combined 8-1.

Is RPI important? It can be, as it’s used when committees seed teams in the various state tournaments.

Is it correct?

Well, your computer may say Northwest Christian (Colbert) is the #1 football team in 2B and defending champ Napavine, which has won 16 straight games, is #2.

But that just means your computer, or the person programming it, is a moron.

Wolf goaltender Hurlee Bronec freezes time with a mere glance. (Ryan Blouin photos)

He shoots, he scores.

Ryan Blouin has proven himself to be a crafty marksman on the basketball hardwood, raining down three-ball pain on foes while repping Coupeville’s red and black.

Now, the CHS senior is joining the world of yearbook whiz kid photographers, delivering a collection of soccer pics to make his debut as a paparazzi here on ye olde blog.

Madison McMillan leads Wolf varsity spikers in aces. (Photo by JohnsPhotos.net)

Is our tally perfect? Probably not.

Pretty close to reality and likely to get me some sweet, sweet page hits? Absolutely.

With Coupeville High School’s varsity volleyball squad hitting the 20% mark, having played three of 15 regular season matches, it’s time for a quick look at stats.

Why?

Because, in the words of Stanley Ipkiss in The Mask … “It’s party time! P-A-R-T-why? Because I gotta!”

Of course, that Jim Carrey classic also gave us “Look at that! It’s exactly three seconds before I honk your nose and pull your underwear over your head.”

Which is awesome sauce, yet doesn’t really fit here…

Anyways, back to the land of spikes and sets.

Our stats come from CHS coaches, but were recorded by players, some of whom are still learning on the job.

So, if not every kill or dig made it into the record book, it is what it is.

Or, in the words of The Mask, “No Milo, not the cheese … The keys!”

What?? Exactly.

Grey Peabody (left) and Katie Marti defend the net. (Bailey Thule photo)

 

Varsity stats through Sept. 20:

 

Kills:

Grey Peabody – 26
Lyla Stuurmans – 24
Mia Farris – 20
Teagan Calkins – 16
Katie Marti – 4
Madison McMillan – 4
Jada Heaton – 2

 

Digs:

Stuurmans – 36
McMillan – 35
Farris – 32
Taylor Brotemarkle – 22
Marti – 14
Peabody – 5
Issabel Johnson – 3
Calkins – 2

 

Block – Solo:

Peabody – 2

 

Block – Assist:

Marti – 2
Peabody – 2
Heaton – 1
Stuurmans – 1

 

Assists:

Marti – 67
Stuurmans – 5
McMillan – 4
Brotemarkle – 3

 

Service Aces:

McMillan – 9
Farris – 8
Marti – 8
Calkins – 4
Stuurmans – 3
Johnson – 2

Let it rain (goals)!

Cole White prays to the goal gods. (Thomas Studer photo)

And his pleas are rewarded. (Photo by JohnsPhotos.net)

Defense wins championships, intangibles make coaches happy, and goals sell tickets.

There’s a lot that goes into teams winning or losing on the high school soccer pitch, but we here at stat central keep it easy.

Punch the ball into the back of the net, and you catch some internet love when Coupeville Sports offers semi-regular goal-scoring updates.

It’s the easiest (and probably most dramatic) stat to track, so right down my alley.

With Coupeville having played 25% of its regular-season schedule — three of 12 games — our first look at who’s making the folks in the cheap seats holler the loudest.

Team scoring leaders through games of Sept. 19:

 

Varsity:

Nick Guay — 3
Cole White — 2
Ezra Boilek — 1

 

JV:

Angel Partida — 1

Lyla Stuurmans, destroyer of universes. (Jackie Saia photos)

Off the schneid, with a vengeance.

After opening the season with a pair of ultra-competitive losses against strong foes, the Coupeville High School varsity volleyball squad thrashed previously unbeaten Mount Vernon Christian Tuesday night.

Drilling the host Hurricanes 25-22, 25-15, 25-17 in a non-conference match against a league rival, the Wolves get to 1-2 and make a serious statement.

MVC entered the night at 2-0, having won all six sets it had played against Friday Harbor and Lake Quinault.

Enter Coupeville, coming off a heartbreaking five-set defeat to next-door neighbor South Whidbey and a tense tussle with juggernaut Neah Bay.

On the road for the first time this season, and with a few more practices under their belts, the Wolves hit the floor in a groove, and never let up, shushing the pro-Hurricane crowd in a hurry.

“Really fun game to be a part of and guide this team through,” said CHS coach Cory Whitmore.

“MVC is much improved from some previous seasons and so we really had to earn our points, and it was done in a very connected and energetic way.”

Coupeville heavy hitters (l to r) Madison McMillan, Issabel Johnson, and Jada Heaton launch a celebration.

Coupeville got contributions from across the board, with junior setter Katie Marti unleashing perhaps the best match of her varsity career.

Katie was especially phenomenal tonight,” Whitmore said. “She made really strong decisions; whether she was in-system or pulled off the net a bit, she found and led hitters to success.

“She served tough and consistent, and collected a large number of digs.”

Whitmore cautions that the stat sheet — seen below — is a bit of a work in progress, with several young players learning the complex, often frantic job of keeping stats while under fire.

Even if the numbers aren’t flawless, however, they showcase multiple Wolves shining brightly.

Whether it was Lyla Stuurmans with a double-double (14 kills and 10 digs), or birthday girl Madison McMillan ably filling whatever role she is handed, things were clicking.

Lyla looked really at-ease out there, in addition to some really smart attacking decisions,” Whitmore said.

Madison did a great job as our libero, and commanded the space around her – she played with energy but also looked very settled in.”

Teagan Calkins channels The Karate Kid.

Praise flowed from the Wolf spiker guru to every girl in uniform, with sophomore supernova Teagan Calkins continuing to earn playing time with her hustle and skill.

Teagan also received a lot of attacking attempts and took care of the ball,” Whitmore said. “I was impressed that she seemed to get better as the night went on.

“Honestly, I could give them all shoutouts because every player on the team really gave a lot to this win.”

After two tough losses, Tuesday’s victory was a two-for-one deal, counting both in the win/loss column and in helping the psyche of the Wolf players.

“It wasn’t just the win, it was the fashion in which they took control of the space and management of the game,” Whitmore said.

“Very excited for them and what this could mean for moving forward.”

 

Match added:

Earlier in the day, Coupeville got a bonus, as CHS Athletic Director Willie Smith locked in another non-conference match to help fill out the schedule.

The Wolves will host Providence Classical Christian Oct. 16, with both varsity and JV playing that night.

Tipoff is 5:00 PM for the young guns, with the headliners set to take the floor at 6:30.

 

Tuesday stats:

Taylor Brotemarkle — 3 digs, 2 assists
Teagan Calkins — 6 kills, 3 aces
Mia Farris — 6 kills, 10 digs, 2 aces
Jada Heaton — 1 kill
Katie Marti — 2 kills, 3 digs, 21 assists, 4 aces
Madison McMillan — 1 kill, 10 digs, 4 assists, 3 aces
Grey Peabody — 5 kills
Lyla Stuurmans — 14 kills, 10 digs, 1 assist, 2 aces

Coming to torch a gym near you.